[bongdotjpeg]

Everyone stop going on social media and play stardew valley now

[harpyart]

"Bothering me" 2023

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

[7dmom]

I stopped being special for 2 seconds today and the pain? Unimaginable.

[egberts]

the color of the season this fall is nicotine stain yellow!!

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[robertfagden]

okay well when you say it like that it makes it sound stupid

[vivitur-moritur]

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[bongdotjpeg]

A little while ago my bf sent me a post and then I sent him a post and later he was like. Hey did you see that post I sent you? And I said oh, no sorry it was from some blog I blocked. Did you see the post I sent you? And he was like. No, sorry. It was from a blog that I blocked. and then we kissed ❤️ isn't that beautiful. true love

[louisegluckpdf]

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere

[mirnder-xyz]

Some recent doodles from March & April 2026

Made with colored craft paper and Posca pens.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[bongdotjpeg]

>Beef stew not turning out do I kill myself or wait

>suicide methods for beef stew failure

>stew not good meat was 11$ life worth living yes or no???

[pansylair]

Some ceramic trinket dishes from last month!

These are slightly curved inwards to help contain items from teabags to jewellery. :)

I have unsold work from my last market so the remainder of these dishes will be available via my online store along with plenty of other functional and sculptural wares, 3pm est tomorrow!

[egberts]

sabrina the teenage carpenter