shark the park

he/it, multifandom, may be nsfw

[femceljimmy]

oh my fucking god bruh

re-intro AGAIN because my stupid interests changed AGAIN

probably gonna go through and polish my whole blog when I'm not getting fucked up the butt by evil college prep

anywayyyy hi i'm sam but i really don't care what u call me

in theory i'll post art, writing, headcanons, AUs, and just general thoughts here

i make an insane and unhealthy amount of AUs and most of them suck

antis and bigots dni, would really prefer minors not interact either

i'm transmasc, gnc, a lesboy and gaybian, proculromantic, and aceflux. i do use neopronouns but i generally prefer he/it

multifandom but you won’t see many posts about other fandoms outside whatever my current obsessions are (this time it’s the pitt) !! the other fandoms i may possibly mention include clinical trial, midsommar, black butler, saya no uta, made in abyss, bojack horseman, mouthwashing, and terraria

non-fandom related interests include: neuroscience, anatomy/medicine in general, ceramics, baking, and winter sports, which you will also see occasional posts about !!

i'm a selfshipper, ask me about my f/os !! i also have ocs i may talk about sometimes

fav pitt ship at the moment is babyshark, once i clean up my profile i will post wayyyy more about them

will also remake this post later

[femceljimmy]

I sent it again :-) curious if straw allows a link? I wrote a long blurb as a recommendation that I think you would do so well in

im so sorry i still don’t see it :(

[femceljimmy]

Wait which straw do you check? Og or 2.0??

both, i fear it isn’t on either of them 😭 im sorry anon

[femceljimmy]

My straw is the mohabbot one :-)

anon i’m so sorry i don’t think i got it

[meetmlm]

This pride month let’s remember those who came before us, and remember our community’s history. Remember the AIDS crisis, remember the rainbow flag, remember stonewall. Remember black trans women and what they did for us.

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[kitkatpancakestack]

Can we start writing out the full titles of things again pls like some of the shows y'all talk about sound so interesting fr but then you start abbreviating and shit like "man I love hgtysbks" and "you gotta go watch abcdefgh" like girl. First of all gesundheit second of all What am I supposed to do with that What does that mean!!!!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[femceljimmy]

Pls answer my straw tysm

which one was urs anon…

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[femceljimmy]

im gonna be so real with yall and say that there’s no pitt ship (at least between the staff) that i actively dislike. langtos? yeah they having the nastiest hate sex ever. whitsantos? they’d probably just do it platonically but they would still do it. like tell me a pitt ship and i guarantee you i’ll find something to like about it

[bisezual]

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[bisezual]

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

[cerastes]

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[animentality]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[afurioushawk]