The Trash Returns

Lots of spam and anime stuff | 29, she/her, aro, pan, muslim

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

[rubydragon16]

I'll be waiting with the next date plan, so you'd better come back.

[geronerunerune]

sleepover ^_^ !!

[joyokosuka]

okay this is the single most romantic way you could've phrased that buddy English translation isn't wrong at all, but the verb he uses in Japanese is 付き合う which yes, does mean to accompany someone, but it's specifically also used in asking someone to start dating e.g. "tsukiatte kudasai!"

So, the second line in isolation could be translated easily as "I know I'm like this (implying shortcomings)...But I want you to go out with me until the end."

it's so obvious that a lot of the JP comments are saying that it feels like a confession lol I don't think it's fair to literally call it a confession (consciously.) but damn it's close. Gero probably doesn't even realize it

[inahochi]

gero & kinosaki

MARRIAGETOXIN マリッジトキシン (2026)

#08. the hitman hunter 殺し屋狩り

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

[purple-petrichor]

SO Nasu's dialogue is even worse in the original Japanese

First of all, the immediate word you see to the right of the speech bubble is kodzukuri (子作り) literally "child-making". That's the first thing outta his mouth

Second of all, the counter he uses for the bride candidates is tousuu (頭数)

As in "heads of" cows/horses/etc.

THAT'S HOW YOU COUNT ANIMALS

HE LITERALLY COUNTS THEM LIKE LIVESTOCK

[geronerunerune]

kya

[qqchurch]

marriagetoxin is just so absurd that someone can wield a makeshift spear made out of live birds and you basically just go 'what the hell, sure'

[inahochi]

gero & kinosaki

MARRIAGETOXIN マリッジトキシン (2026)

#09. the animal kingdom どうぶつ王国

[feyluffy]

well happy fucking birthday to me 😀✌🏻

[feyluffy]

I'm so so tired

[feyluffy]

you know I love the way kinosaki keeps wearing his earrings

[feyluffy]

he was stalling huh..hmmm

gero there's more THERE'S MORE

[feyluffy]

booy why are you so pretty...

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[pine-branches]

things humans are known to do when stressed:

-hallucinate

-cry over what seems to be small things

-become furiously angry over what seems to be small things

-hit a self destruct button over and over again

-lose all sense of reality

-becoming straight up unable to communicate

-view every situation as life or death

-experience delusions/become vulnerable to irrational worldviews

-perceive hostility where none exists

-become extremely nauseous and/or throw up

-stop engaging in sleeping/eating/basic hygiene

-stop processing sensory input

-process way too much sensory input all at once

-lash out at others/themselves

-and more!

being able to recognize when a human (ie. you or another person) is so stressed out they cannot think clearly is VERY important for conflict resolution and diffusing emotional crisis. highly recommend trying to train yourself at being able to recognize that state of panic- there is a point in which logic and rationality is useless and you have to address the underlying emotional issue first. knowing that saves everyone a lot of pain and struggle.