Some random assorted headcanons I have for Tyrelliot, Tyrell, and/or Elliot:
If they were in a sexual relationship, Elliot would be the more jealousy-inclined of the two. Don't ask me to explain this. It's a gut feeling.
Both Elliot and Tyrell in canon are chronically sleep-deprived. The difference is that Tyrell knows he is sleep deprived. He owns the best mattress available, the best sheets, all of it, in some attempt to get quality sleep over quantity (it doesn't work, but nice try trying to buy it, Tyrell). Elliot shrugs it off and insists he's just one of those people who doesn't need much sleep (he's not). Given half a chance, Tyrell would try to upgrade Elliot's bed, too.
Elliot has within him the potential to be one of those people who is good at and enjoys being friends with old people. Literally tell me how I'm wrong about this.
Elliot blames Tyrell for Angela's death, since she started to decline due to the cyberbombings, which Tyrell orchestrated. It is this that really soured him on Tyrell, about whom he always seems to have mixed feelings prior to that. (Recall that it can't be the original stage 2 that sours him, because it's *after* he finds out about that that Elliot comes out to save Tyrell from being punched into a wall by Mr. Robot.)
When we meet Tyrell he has been meaning to book himself a massage or some other spa treatment for stress relief for eight years.
Elliot has had precisely one apartment his entire adult life. He never bothered to move from his starter apartment. He has never replaced a single piece of furniture. He moved a shelf once, though.
My guilty pleasure headcanon: Tyrell had a brief chubby phase in college. People still wanted to fuck him. He looked down on those people (and slept with them anyway). Now he pretends none of that happened.
Speaking of Tyrell in college, you know he fucked professors and felt special about it.
Elliot is lying to the audience when he insists during season one that he's not already physically dependent on morphine. I don't think this is even a headcanon, but maybe it is. I just do not understand why he's actually using up the suboxone he gets whenever he re-ups the morphine, if it's not to manage a physical dependence. That man is lying to himself.













