hello! i'm jo

she/her, 27

[bonusjoness]

back and bp (baelorposting)

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[ewaneneollav]

[sirfuckhead]

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[bonusjoness]

Linkedin

[bonusjoness]

Everything has changed, but the leaves have never been greener

[solzuras-main]

same vibes tbh

[bonusjoness]

Made a 10 year plan today

[dogpuppy]

[bonusjoness]

[loveridden1999]

fuck it i will figure it out somehow

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[eymurn]

Wishing you a safe return back to yourself.

[koinwnika-ade3ia]

I miss myself so much

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[kosmogrl]