[FABRIC RUSTLES]

dude i dont even know at this point. i post tiny terrors/tma stuff. call me sam, he/him disabled autistic trans guy.

[boobelles]

My pixel art commissions are open! If you like my art, why don't you go and commission me?

I use PayPa or Zelle with commissions starting at $10 for a simple headshot!

https://booellescommissions.carrd.co

[meanbossart]

A bloodthirsty vampire spawn and a murderous demi-god enjoying their good ending 😌

[ryan-sometimes]

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

[halomancer]

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

[lemonsharks]

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

[safetytank]

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

[queerb]

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

[maggiedeshiboux]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

Any time someone sees Herschel and says "AWWW I want a Corgi <3" (because he is Very Cute (TM)), I immediately reply: "Do not get a Corgi unless you have a job for it to do. They were bred to bully livestock across the hills of Wales. This is basically a Border Collie that knows he is cute enough to get away with murder. If you get one and it doesn't have a job, it will apply its livestock-bullying instincts to YOU. Herschel's job specifically is to help manage my crippling ADHD, because I don't have a bull for him to micromanage." This gets me odd looks at the home depot but it does get the point across.

[hellspawn-enjoyer]

Comforting pastime

By @alrunika

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[kawareo]

Adventures in raising a Bhaalspawn (at least before he learns to Charisma his way out of shit)

p1, p2, p3

[kawareo]

there's Mom Jaheira with the bhaalspawn....but does this mean now there's the fun Uncle Minsc and even more importantly the wise Mentor Boo

Fun uncle Minsc yes but wise and mighty Boo sees right through the cute baby eyes. Has ~opinions~ about the Bhaalspawn.

[kawareo]

Jaheira parenting a Bhaalspawn, part 2

This is how they took his ID photo

[kawareo]

AU in which Jaheria adopts Durge. Found on her doorstep as a Fuck You from Bhaal personally

[halfatav]

very important meme for chp 4 for YSS. Thank you to my friend crstal for setting me on this hA.

Meme OP (as best as I could find)

[drmace]

A short comic about Ro visiting Gortash's home in the Upper City during Act III.

I'm convinced the only reason we can't access the Upper City in-game is because it was never finished, not because of the Brain.

I also have a headcanon that finding Bhaal's Temple was a lot harder than simply falling into the nearest sewer grate, so Gortash and Ro ended up pooling their resources and efforts. From time to time, they would meet to discuss new leads and exchange information to make the search more effective.

Considering that doppelgangers were a 24/7 threat to Gortash, it was very much in his interest not to sit around and do nothing.

And one of those meetings ended up being moved from Wyrm's Rock to his home x)

[drmace]

A short comic about Ro visiting Gortash's home in the Upper City during Act III.

I'm convinced the only reason we can't access the Upper City in-game is because it was never finished, not because of the Brain.

I also have a headcanon that finding Bhaal's Temple was a lot harder than simply falling into the nearest sewer grate, so Gortash and Ro ended up pooling their resources and efforts. From time to time, they would meet to discuss new leads and exchange information to make the search more effective.

Considering that doppelgangers were a 24/7 threat to Gortash, it was very much in his interest not to sit around and do nothing.

And one of those meetings ended up being moved from Wyrm's Rock to his home x)

[drmace]

"A little Urge - not even an adolescent - stands with a tiny dagger atop a bloody hear. Two-bedroom cottage. Relative squalor. Poor part of the city. Indiscriminate whole-family kill. Baby's first murfer spree."

Alright, a moment from the backstory of my Dark Urge - Ro.

[pocket-dragon]

something about durgelach

[tcustodisart]

He always keeps his promises.

[tcustodisart]

Long rests during act 2 are like

[tcustodisart]

This is the story of how I rolled not one, not two, but three nat 1s (in a row) with two characters that should be able to pass the check easily. I didn't even quick save because I thought that FOR SURE there's no way I'll get another nat 1