America Was A Mistake

NEVER talk to cops EXCEPT to demand a lawyer

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

NEVER talk to cops EXCEPT to demand a lawyer

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[halondrus]

fuck with me

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[loveforblackpeople]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[dachkna]

[faggotfungus]

H.R. Giger “The Watch Guardian” (1993)

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

H.R. Giger "Gimp Sauron" (1993)

[agayjewishwerewolf]

This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it

[agayjewishwerewolf]

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

[tamamita]

Good Lord, the Iranians massacred some Yankee soldiers in Jordan

[fenrirsclaws]

[tamamita]

[anteatermoment]

she looks like she's giggling

[kropotkindersurprise]

Take a Closer Look at that Snout!

[sweetieboo]

[tiredkitchenwitch]

[skittybotbutt]

fucking finally

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[2ndplaceleader]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.