Not Even Jupiter Can Find A Lost Opportunity.

I’m a little shy online, but tag me and I’ll see it.

[lucentdreamzzz]

“stop shaming people for liking harry potter!!!” no actually im not gonna stop. your “comfort series” is not worth the lives and livelihoods of trans people.

[charl0ttan]

every day the stuff i buy keeps accidentally costing money

[klapollo]

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

[izloveshorses]

'theatre is dying' okay but everyone is flocking to see a beautiful hit musical now that it's been released in the cinema, something more affordable and accessible to most people, and ticket sales in the west end in particular have spiked

'cinema is dying' okay but everyone is flocking to their local cinema to see a beautiful hit musical, and so many have shown up this weekend that licensers decided to extend its theatrical release for another week, a massive rarity in the current climate

maybe the answer to saving art is... seeing art?? and making art accessible??

[segamascott]

let's bring back the stop taking videos of strangers without their knowledge discourse because you really must stop doing that

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[fairycosmos]

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

[alreadysickofeachother]

never plan a tattoo the best ones will come to you one night at 2am when the air feels like a summer evening from your childhood and life feels infinite. don’t smoke it’ll fuck up your hrt. everyone is wrong about punk including you. don’t copy a single alt person who posts their diy onto tiktok they’re snitches and posers. listen to japanese jazz punk and make it your whole personality. now come with me, kid i’ll tell you how to steal food.

[cherryredjasperr]

:3

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache

[marsupials-of-mars]

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

[yurucamp]

interstate angel

[kosmogrl]

[dharmaart]

I recently completely reworked this older painting, I'm quite happy with the result.