(semi-hiatus) Jester Strider

18-Trillion–Years Decrepit✦ Asks are always open. ✦ he/bro ✦ Knight of Life, Derse ✦ Call me turntech the way I'm a god at this head. ✦

[boobstrider]

Remember to do your daily clicks.

Hey, I'm Jest. I'm incredibly autistic about Homestuck, mech. engineering, and I'm pretty good at overly analyzing shit to the point I'll convince you I actually know what's going on.

I'm the World's Biggest SCI-FI fan. <- I have multiple reputable sources for this claim, don't test me. Shoot me an ask if you want to nerd out.

If you want to hear my insane rambles go to #testifiedtext.

Join me in the lush meadow if you like Davekat, Dirkjohn, Dirksol, or t4t Dirkroxy. If you respect my artistic boundaries, maybe you can join the whimsy, too.

That's all. So, yeah.

P.S. This post will be updated a lot. I love the gay people in my phone, XOXO Jester "Mr.Boob" Strider.

[voftdubsofficial]

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[boobstrider]

Randomally got recommened your accojnt and it made me laugh cause i headcanon smilk as a prince of heart

this makes a lot of sense tbh. dirk and shadow milk kind of have insane parallels if you think about it. also hi pregnantradford i see you everywhere

[boobstrider]

Wait im 18

[cookiethebirddoll]

it's literally bad writing to have men in your story

[squidviscous]

Can’t hide this in the tags

[boobstrider]

Even if the world tears us apart... take my brovolution.

[boobstrider]

Bruh I didn't mean to reblog soup here

[boobstrider]

breaking my silence to say i love fat people keep drawing that character fat i will die defending you

[boobstrider]

Did I just never post this.

[foolsalchemist]

You can’t convince me this man isn’t an apple dash shipper.

I’m also convinced that he pretends to hate fluttercord in forums and shit but secretly he fucking loves fluttercord- that shit makes him cry.

[boobstrider]

ok bye guys im gonna fade into obscurity for another few months now

[disguisedcheezed]

New pfp, new me. #gay

[boobstrider]

who's this fag btw i do not know this guy lmao

[boobstrider]

Did I just never post this.

[boobstrider]

this is relevant again

[boobstrider]

i remember watching hazbin hotel when i shouldn't have and i'm so glad a new generation of kids is able to experience that but with homestuck of all things. the circle of life is beautiful and life is worth living.

[boobstrider]

you know i'm going to be really disappointed if people who *watch* homestuck (cannot believe i'm saying that) will end up better off than people who read it. because god knows homestuck fans cannot read. if i see you people getting schooled by someone who watched homestuck i am not helping you actually you dug this grave

[boobstrider]

with the homestuck pilot releasing and that first strife looking like that. all i'm gonna tell you bitches is that when jade: enter, cascade, and collide inevitably drop i'm going to be on the NEWS.

[boobstrider]

it might be like actual years from this point and i might actually be busy all the time now that i'm going into adulthood but i Will eventually come back to this blog and change my header to a gif of bro strider getting murdered. the future is so bright

[boobstrider]

with the homestuck pilot releasing and that first strife looking like that. all i'm gonna tell you bitches is that when jade: enter, cascade, and collide inevitably drop i'm going to be on the NEWS.

[boobstrider]

🚨 JOHN TRAVOLTA WILL DUB BRO STRIDER IN THE HOMESTUCK ANIME 🚨

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS