I don't want a life lesson, I just want ice cream

book blog, icon from I Want My Hat Back by Jon Klassen, header by @logarithmicpanda

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its been a while since i posted my storygraph profile so friend me on storygraph! you can send me a message here letting me know your username so i know who i am friending!

[phantomrose96]

Look I do. Genuinely. tend to keep most of my hater opinions pretty close to the vest. Because like okay, you liked the thing I think kinda sucked, I don't need to go ringing your doorbell about it. We can agree on that.

But I feel the sleeper-phrase activation in myself whenever I see a take like "um if you didn't like it it's actually because you didn't understand it!!!!" and i have to like. Take a walk around the block before I morph into Ron Swanson.

[phantomrose96]

[logarithmicpanda]

My latest batch of ceramics is out of the kiln 💜 pretty proud that there isn't a single cracked piece (previously at least one of them had minor cracks)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[logarithmicpanda]

Week days should only be around 4 hours because that's how many I can be at work without wanting to scream, and then weekends should be 145 hours I can fully dedicate to my gazillion hobbies as well as hanging out with friends

[sakana-no-yama]

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its been a while since i posted my storygraph profile so friend me on storygraph! you can send me a message here letting me know your username so i know who i am friending!

[bookcub]

can someone tell the movie theaters to turn the volume down?

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Bookcub Green Reads

Here are all the books I have read with green covers. Most of them, the ones I liked enough to share.

How many have you read?

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21-30

31-40

41-53

Remaining time: 2 hours 56 minutes

[rllysleepyy]

if you’re a fat person not looking to lose weight, i love you. the weight loss industry is going bonkers right now and i’m proud of you for continuing to take up space. kisses u on the forehead

[userautumn]

one of the worst things about fandom is when people headcanon a certain character as gay and suddenly that becomes the only valid, practically unofficial-official canon reading of that character's sexuality. gay. just gay. character has shown romantic or sexual desire for women? it's comphet, don't worry, he's still gay. character isn't interested in sex much at all? it's because he hasn't fucked a man, obviously. character has lots of women friends? they are the hags to his fag, he's gay, why are you even trying. and it all seems like a very Transformative and Woke way to read a character until you step back and realize how much biphobia, acephobia, misogyny, and transphobia are baked into the adamant refusal to accept The Character as anything other than gay. it's horrendous, actually. but you will get shot in the streets for this.

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[bookcub]

life update under the cut

been a minute since ive updated people but hetty and i are slowly but surely making progress through the immigration process. we are creeping up on her interview, which will be scheduled soon. i am ....cautiously optimistic this means she can move here by the end of the year and then we will get legally married asap. and then two ish years down the road we will plan a ceremony. so progress is happening and i will be married ..... i think in under a year.

[machinel1ke]

Since it's pride month I'm only gonna be talking about doomed yuri and yaoi. Everybody go read Metal From Heaven right now it's the best doomed yuri book ever. Also Firebreak if you're into doomed QPRs.

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it