Jane Says...

Mature enough to survive the adult world and not much more than that. Male, 20-something years old, looking for a laugh.

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[orb-s]

[smtmsmac]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[rainbowbarnacle]

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

[madame-raccoon]

how the frick are those noises even real

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

the baby alpaca was only a week old

this is from a farm in wisconsin

what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole

what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field

the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her

people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section

[romxnogers]

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us

[pdlcomics]

Found the Ocean

[jehovahhthickness]

[pigonaphone]

The biggest dick energy

[psapfos]

look at this beautiful bell pepper

[farmwitch]

Charles Freger photographed and travelled through 19 countries to collect this stunning collection of photos of European Pagan Rituals surviving to this day.

[gettinstripsy]

I love these

[indicadragon]

Stop drop and take a hit! I was tagged by @bongripsforthesick and @lameeejaneee My first video ever!

I’m tagging @whospilledthebongwater and @misconceivedmindz (my other fav blogs!) And anyone else who wants to show their beautiful face!

Bonus: show me some dragon stuff! 🐉

[bookerjane]

MY FRIEND IS SUPER COOL AND STYLIN

[maggiesbaggie]

[bookerjane]

that carpet tho. they asking for trouble p_p

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[shaela-flowers]

She speaksssss

[keanujpg]

keanu reeves on stephen colbert (5/10/19)

[firespirited]

For context, Keanu lost his friend River Phoenix in 93, his baby in 2000 and the grief ended his relationship, his ex died a year later in a car crash and his sister has been battling leukemia half her life. Colbert lost two brothers in a plane crash. This wasn’t a joke about immortality by Colbert, he knows better.

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[gluten-free-pussy]

No gods. No masters

[madcat-world]

30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes

[swag-canada]

ok but what i want to know is how the fuck she drew those in 30 MINUTES

ITS WITCHCRAFT

[sexhaver]

my coworker’s keyboard should be a war crime