Taste the Maple, Bitches

just a queer nerd with no life???? | this blog is a clusterfuck of shitposts, relatable shit, random fandoms, and memes, with dashes of Softcore Discourse™ for flavour | honestly im not sure what else to tell you?? good luck, stay safe, and i hope you have sweet memes  |  occasionally nsfw themes (but no porn dont worry)  |  TERFs/SWERFs fuck off

[plaguedoctormemes]

[ponytailzuko]

zuko is trans.

[ponytailzuko]

[attackoncatss]

is momo also trans?

[ponytailzuko]

[supernovapeach]

[michaun]

Jenna: I hope we have kids someday so they can grow up and I can show them this and they can just be like “man my mom”- Julien: So, they can emancipate themselves?

[13eyond13]

same energy

[batneko]

[captainkirkk]

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

[cinthi-lante]

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

[chucktaylorupset]

Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

[mantamanti-deactivated20201116]

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[the-dwarven-viking]

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

[sighinastorm]

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

[sighinastorm]

[weloveshortvideos]

savage

[icodeforlove]

“hey officer, would you like to buy some marijuana”

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tuxedosaiyan]

[wychelm]

is this something

[serenagold]

Lol

[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

I have reached yet more profound conclusions on my walks. Would blow your mind . None of your business what it is

[mens-rights-activia]

[firewalkwithmedvd]

man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go

[trapcard]

Making moves to improve your life are always so uncomfortable and unstable. One of my friend’s said it’s like walking in some really tall heels for the first time. You are gonna stumble and be wobbly but if you keep at it you’ll be runway walking. It’s the same concept with your life. Making these changes might be uncomfortable and even embarrassing if you don’t get the feedback you think you deserve BUT everyone has to start somewhere. These steps will eventually add up you just have to bite the bullet and do the damn thing.

[phoneticmeow]

[c9ska-deactivated20180707]