Olivia the Author

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[sheikah]

anonymous asked: tom ward or prince caspian?

[adhdfeelsandmemes]

complete silence is more distracting than background noise and you can fight me on this

[adhdfeelsandmemes]

let me explain, if I don’t have background noise my brain will make it’s own background noise and Brain Background Noise is infinitely more distracting than Regular Background Noise

[mcu-incorrect-quotes]

Pepper: I just want to hear those three little words.

Tony: I love you.

Pepper: That’s sweet but try again.

Tony:

Tony: I will behave.

Pepper: There we go.

[thespideysoldier]

A 5 second clip of Loki saying that he’s gonna burn a place to the ground has me willing to risk it ALL

[sibyllebair]

me, age 14, hearing the lines “you were red / and you liked me cause i was blue / but you touched me, and suddenly i was a lilac sky / and you decided purple just wasn’t for you” for the first time

[memorizethisday]

Oh!

[insp.]

[toastysalt1]

had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy

[toastysalt1]

artistic rendition

[purplesunflower]

Cullens are saving the planet in the 2020s

Because of the internet, social media, and true crime, the Cullens no longer go to high school anymore, and Carlisle has abandoned being a doctor.

They’ve become environmentalists and have begun a silent political war to press every politician to pass legislation that will save them planet.

Because if humans die out, they’re still stuck on this planet.

Alice sells recycled fashion and is halting cloth waste

Jasper hangs out around congress to calm everyone down and motivate them

Rosalie scares legislators at night and threatens to haunt them if they don’t clean up the ocean

Edward writes motivational environmental music for Greta’s speeches

Renesme is in the crowd projecting ideas into all the students minds

Bella drops hints to NASA on how to protect the planet’s sheild: the ozone layer

Carlisle tries to reduce medical equipment waste

Esme plants gardens overnight at schools across the country so kids don’t go hungry and food isn’t wasted

Emmett is single handedly saving the bees

[crazedcartoonaddict]

No one:

Not one soul:

LITERALLY nobody:

Jon Favreau and Taika Waititi:

[jedi-anakin]

#itty-bitty baby walking on his itty-bitty legs

The Mandalorian (2019)

[infinityuserboxes]

[simonghostrileys]

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

[slagginbitch]

i fixed it

[gayhaircut]

In 2020 I am going to stop thinking

[herrinn]

begone thought

[sssquiddles]

Xiao Nai as soon as someone tries to defame Bei Weiwei

[grievass]

isn’t it cool how some phobias are unquestioned and considered “normal”, like fear of heights or spiders, but mention that you have social anxiety or a fear of driving and people immediately jump to “why? what’s so scary about that? that makes no sense??????” and by it’s cool i mean it’s really fucked up because all phobias are irrational it doesn’t need an explaination that’s what makes it a pHOBIA

[clonesdeservelovetoo]

HOW

ARE

YOU

SO

F**KING

ADORABLE???

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[gayspiderbaby-deactivated201909]

i physically can’t scroll past this post

[buckybarsn]

#Have you ever seen more precious?