cool nerd

[forksnostalgia]

say what you want about new moon but that transition between Bella throwing the pizza and Jacob catching that wrench is art

[renegadepack]

leah/jacob/rosalie/charlie solidarity

[the104yearoldvirgin]

We fuckin love "Flightless Bird, American Mouth" here in the Twilight Renaissance and that is totally valid...

BUT we are sleeping on "Eyes on Fire", which emanates some seriously dark indie energy.

"I'll seek you out, flay you alive" kills me.

And the chorus??

"I won't soothe your pain, I won't ease your strain; you'll be waiting in vain. I got nothing for you to gain."

Damn, bitch, go off!!!

[sunshine-tea]

The part after the second chorus never fails to get me going...

EYES ON FIRE

YOUR SPINE IS ABLAZE

[the104yearoldvirgin]

The FORESHADOWING!!! THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL!!

[kips-gifs-blog]

Finding Nemo – The twilight saga: New Moon – Parallels. 

I couldn’t be the only one that noticed the similarities. 

[twilightwaslitfam]

Honestly like why did they even need to run from James?? Like he was just one dude and there were 7 of them, like smeyer really tryna tell me that 7 college educated strong vampire individuals couldn’t handle one crusty ass ugly ass illiterate forest hermit vamp w/greasy hair and no shirt?? Like his only bitch ass skill was tracking and if they just didn’t go anywhere then that skill becomes pointless??? Like a bitch can’t chase u if u ain’t running??? Edward was already w/ Bella 24/7 anyways and esme does presumably nothing all day long idk smeyer did her dirty and never gave her like a job or smth so she coulda tailed Charlie all day long to make sure he was safe. Like that fugly rat didn’t even have superior strength or speed or nothing, any one of the cullens coulda clapped his ass so fast

[bellasredchevy]

[yeehaw-vampire]

Summoning circle, hope this works

[forksofwisdom]

Bella: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!

Edward: *voice cracks* Everyone?

Bella: …

Bella: *sigh* Everyone but you.

[lovingamora]

pure of heart, lesbian

dumb of ass

[denalis]

your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner should never be your first priority, your first priority should ALWAYS be twilight

[michonne]

[the104yearoldvirgin]

Jasper refuses to call Carlisle’s place of work anything other than the “Yee Hawspital”

[camelcrushing]

ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵉᵃᵗᵘʳᵉ'ˢ ᴰᴱᴬᴰ, ᵃⁿᵍᵉˡᵃ.

ᴰᴼᴺᵀ ᵇʳⁱⁿᵍ ⁱᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ.

[effervescently-alice]

So, not only can Jane not ride in the front seat, she would also be required to use a booster seat.

[the104yearoldvirgin]

Emmett buys a Naruto jacket online and vampire speed Naruto-runs through the woods outside Forks High School only when Edward signals that Mike Newton is looking out the window. 

The mysterious Naruto haunts Mike his entire senior year but he can’t tell anyone because if Eric saw it he’d mention it at lunch and if Angela saw it she’d blame Eric…so who the fuck is pretending to be Naruto and why hasn’t anyone else seen them??

[cockmcstuffins]

happy father’s day edward had to rip his child out of his wife with his own teeth because it was the only thing sharp enough for a demon placenta and i’m sure that’s a fun memory for him to have for all eternity

[bellaswanswife]

twilight au where the cullens leave town in new moon but they leave Emmett behind so the depression scene is just