🚨 COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
The spam bots have arrived in my notes pretending to be real human beings, and frankly, their performance is embarrassing. They are clearing their throats ("ahem"). They are crying because they can't DM me. They are literally stuttering over text and typing "about about." It's giving theater kid who forgot their lines.
I am currently on an absolute deleting spree and scrubbing these tragic little replies from existence the second they pop up.
To my actual followers: If you see one before I can delete it, please do not reply to it! I know it’s tempting to tell them to shhh, but replying actually tricks the Tumblr algorithm into thinking it's a real conversation. It invites more of them to the party.
Do not give these floppy bots the attention they crave. Consider yourselves the bouncers of this blog—just report, block, and I will handle throwing their comments straight into the incinerator. Thank you for your service 🫡
