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Palestine Masterlist 

Introduction to Palestine: 

Decolonize Palestine:

Palestine 101

Rainbow washing 

Frequently asked questions 

Myths 

IMEU (Institute for Middle East Understanding):

Quick Facts - The Palestinian Nakba 

The Nakba and Palestinian Refugees 

The Gaza Strip

The Palestinian catastrophe (Al-Nakba)

Al-Nakba (documentary)

The Hundred Years’ War on Palestine: A History of Settler Colonialism and Resistance, 1917-2017 (book)

The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine (book)

Nakba Day: What happened in Palestine in 1948? (Article)

The Nakba did not start or end in 1948 (Article)

Donations and charities: 

Al-Shabaka

Electronic Intifada 

Adalah Justice Project 

IMEU Fundraiser 

Medical Aid for Palestinians 

Palestine Children’s Relief Fund 

Addameer

Muslim Aid

Palestine Red Crescent

Gaza Mutual Aid Patreon

Books:

A New Critical Approach to the History of Palestine

The Idea of Israel: A History of Power and Knowledge

Hidden Histories: Palestine and the Eastern Mediterranean

The Balfour Declaration: Empire, the Mandate and Resistance in Palestine

Queer Palestine and the Empire of Critique

From Haven to Conquest: Readings in Zionism and the Palestine Problem until 1948

Captive Revolution - Palestinian Women’s Anti-Colonial Struggle within the Israeli Prison System

Palestine: A Four Thousand Year History

Except for Palestine: The Limits of Progressive Politics

Before Their Diaspora: A Photographic History of The Palestinians 1876-1948

The Battle for Justice in Palestine Paperback

Uncivil Rites: Palestine and the Limits of Academic Freedom

Palestine Rising: How I survived the 1948 Deir Yasin Massacre

The Transformation of Palestine: Essays on the Origin and Development of the Arab-Israeli Conflict

A Land Without a People: Israel, Transfer, and the Palestinians 1949-1996

The Iron Cage: The Story of the Palestinian Struggle for Statehood

A History of Modern Palestine: One Land, Two Peoples

Where Now for Palestine?: The Demise of the Two-State Solution

Terrorist Assemblages - Homonationalism in Queer Times

Militarization and Violence against Women in Conflict Zones in the Middle East

The one-state solution: A breakthrough for peace in the Israeli-Palestinian deadlock

The Persistence of the Palestinian Question: Essays on Zionism and the Palestinians

Fateful Triangle: The United States, Israel and the Palestinians

The False Prophets of Peace: Liberal Zionism and the Struggle for Palestine

Ten myths about Israel

Blaming the Victims: Spurious Scholarship and the Palestinian Question

Israel and its Palestinian Citizens - Ethnic Privileges in the Jewish State

Palestinians in Israel: Segregation, Discrimination and Democracy

Greater than the Sum of Our Parts: Feminism, Inter/Nationalism, and Palestine

Palestine Hijacked 

Palestinian Culture:

Mountain against the Sea: Essays on Palestinian Society and Culture

Palestinian Costume

Traditional Palestinian Costume: Origins and Evolution

Tatreez & Tea: Embroidery and Storytelling in the Palestinian Diaspora

Embroidering Identities: A Century of Palestinian Clothing (Oriental Institute Museum Publications)

The Palestinian Table (Authentic Palestinian Recipes)

Falastin: A Cookbook

Palestine on a Plate: Memories from My Mother’s Kitchen

Palestinian Social Customs and Traditions

Palestinian Culture before the Nakba

Tatreez & Tea (Website)

The Traditional Clothing of Palestine

The Palestinian thobe: A creative expression of national identity

Embroidering Identities:A Century of Palestinian Clothing

Palestine Traditional Costumes

Palestine Family 

Palestinian Costume

Encyclopedia of World Dress and Fashion, v5: Volume 5: Central and Southwest Asia

Tent Work in Palestine: A Record of Discovery and Adventure

Documentaries, Films, and Video Essays:

Jenin, Jenin

Born in Gaza

GAZA 

Wedding in Galilee 

Omar

5 Broken Cameras

OBAIDA

Indigeneity, Indigenous Liberation, and Settler Colonialism (not entirely about Palestine, but an important watch for indigenous struggles worldwide - including Palestine)

Edward Said - Reflections on Exile and Other Essays

Palestine Remix: 

AL NAKBA

Gaza Lives On

Gaza we are coming

Lost cities of Palestine 

Stories from the Intifada 

Last Shepherds of the Valley

Voices from Gaza

Muhammad Smiry

Najla Shawa

Nour Naim

Wael Al dahdouh

Motaz Azaiza

Ghassan Abu Sitta

Refaat Alareer (murdered by Israel - 12/7/2023. Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un)

Plestia Alaqad

Bisan Owda

Ebrahem Ateef

Mohammed Zaanoun

Doaa Mohammad

Hind Khoudary

Palestinian Voices, Organizations, and News 

Boycott Divest and Sanction (BDS)

Defense for Children in Palestine

Palestine Legal 

Palestine Action

Palestine Action US

United Nations relief and works for Palestinian refugees in the Middle East (UNRWA)

National Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP)

Times of Gaza

Middle East Eye

Middle East Monitor

Mohammed El-Kurd

Muna El-Kurd 

Electronic Intifada 

Dr. Yara Hawari 

Mariam Barghouti

Omar Ghraieb

Steven Salaita

Noura Erakat

The Palestinian Museum N.G.

Palestine Museum US

Artists for Palestine UK 

Eye on Palestine 

[booksscienceandmath]

Told ex-childhood bsfs mom that i took pcm and she said "god bless you" LOL

[skyrigel]

my plans for today

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[milfsisyphus]

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

[booksscienceandmath]

Not quitting however I will be making this everyone's problem for a while

[booksscienceandmath]

In a world of "UPI kardo", i gotta be like no cash pls

[booksscienceandmath]

Yo the crushing disappointment should've gone away by now wtf

[booksscienceandmath]

UGHHH WHY WONT THESE PEOPLE JUST EMAIL ME??? LIKE IS IT THAT HARD

LIKE YK MY EMAIL

YK HOW TO REACH ME OTHERWISE

MY RESPONSE TIME IS OP

JUST EMAIL ME ALREADY

[booksscienceandmath]

If this code runs I'll do anything i swear

[booksscienceandmath]

The things im willing to do to get into MIT 💀

[booksscienceandmath]

This man(CHILD) istg is getting on my last damn nerve

[aggressionbread]

just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

[flairina]

[booksscienceandmath]

Im cooked fym do 25 questions in 1 night

[booksscienceandmath]

Woke up with a temperature of 101 so does that mean I'm smoking hot?

[timetravellingkitty]

my revolutionary idea for bollywood is having typical funny bollywood romcoms but starring women. both of them are women. you see the potential for lesbian jab we met right. the villain will be incel ranbir kapoor tries to phasao his lesbian friend until she frees herself from the shackles of heteronormativity and freaks to women until he walks out of her wedding. it will star katrina kaif because 1. she needs revenge against him and 2. she made me gay

[papenathys]

My pitch:

Ranbir plays a business bro in some mega dick measuring Fortune 500 type business scheme in Mumbai. His NRI, Harvard degree in Gender Studies "don't work I make enough for both of us" trophy wife is Katrina Kaif (high femme, red lipstick, Anais Nin core). They are like Connor and Willa from Succession except she genuinely dgaf about that man, her parents and his parents just swam in the Ambani pools together.

Then, a bright eyed intern joins the office (played by some newbie with talent who is NOT nepo) and ofc Ranbir being gross and annoying makes HR violating moves against her, because that is the kind of man HE IS IN REAL LIFE. And to "smooth over some details" he keeps invading her boundaries and brings her over to his place. At his disgusting showy Bandra penthouse (are there penthouses in Bandra), she meets his wife and they bond over the fact that they both want Ranbir dead. This then sets off a friendship that culminates in aesthetic sequences by the Marine Drive. Preferably in the monsoon so people know this is a tasteful subversion of Wake Up Sid.

Eventually it is revealed that Ranbir has been serially cheating on his wife for decades (Deepika uncredited voice role informs Kat on the telephone), and then the two women, intern and wife, decide to achieve gender equality, by proceeding to have a torrid affair with tastefully filmed love scenes that are set against the tunes of a Filmfare winning OST by Pritam Chakraborty created by stealing tunes from seventeen different albums released in the States during the Bush administration. There is a club scene. SRK makes an appearance at the nightclub and says "Arre bhai, main toh himedanshi ho gaya" while waving a lesbian flag.

At the end of the film, Ranbir begs for forgiveness, and Katrina refuses to forgive him. He asks her to consider their happy memories, but she shoves him and tells him to go back to his newest arm candy secretarial hire, while she gets married to her new young butch gf in Udaipur, with a dance number Deewangi style where Madhuri Dixit shows up and reminds everyone that lesbian love enriches the universe (Deepika attends, they are besties now).

Ranbir cries, throws up, decides to quit his business bro life and start an organic farm in Coonoor, but when he walks into his office to gather his things the sensor light switches on, and he spots the new secretary stepping into his room. Boom, it's Imran Khan. Boom, slow motion, fan wind blows into their faces as they lock eyes. Ranbir begins to speak but drops his folder, before he can retrieve it, Imran picks it up for him and kabedons him against the cubicle. Ranbir gulps, says "S-senpai"? They passionately make out. He looks at the camera and says, "Guess this really was my Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani". Fade to black, roll credits, directed by Karan Johar. Sequel to come featuring Varun Sidharth Alia Kiara in a quartet. Like and subscribe for more.

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.