The post I wanted to do today was āpulleyverse characters and how they deal with breakupsā bc I thought that would be fun, but I realised that it would just be a bunch of gifs of the self destruct buttons from Phineas and Ferb, so instead Iām gonna do Pulleyverse Characters and Their Starbucks Orders:
Raphael: he goes to like Fancy Coffee Shops that sell Real Coffee and ends up paying $8 for a small cappuccino, but at Starbucks he just goes for straight espresso bc if heās at Starbucks heās not looking for taste, just caffeine. Also hates to admit it but heās a sucker for the cake pops.
Thaniel: he wants to try the funky drink combos every time he goes but he doesnāt like making the baristas do extra work so he just gets like a hazelnut coffee and thatās it. He also tips very well.
Six: itās either a vanilla bean frappuccino or a straight black coffee (I canāt decide which is funnier), but she gets the same thing every time so no one bothers to ask her what she wants. Will occasionally ask for a slice of the iced lemon loaf if she thinks sheās done something that deserves a reward (and her parents are complete softies so she gets it every time she asks).
Merrick: he definitely goes for whatever seasonal drink theyāre advertising when he goes in, but if thereās nothing seasonal he goes for some sort of mocha contraption that changes slightly every time he orders it. Or a chai latte. Idk why he just gives me chai latte vibes.
Grace and Matsumoto: Grace is Not Like Other Girls so she goes for a straight black coffee, but she hates the bitterness of straight up coffee so Matsumoto gets whatever fruity drink she wants and they switch in the car. She will not go to Starbucks without him for this exact reason (Matsumoto is not a fan of straight coffee either, he just loves his wife enough to help her defend her image).
Mori: he despises the tea they have at Starbucks and wonāt even look at any of the tea drinks, so he just goes down the list of coffee drinks and orders a different one each time. He also tips well, but only because he has no idea what an acceptable tip is, so heāll give them like a twenty for a drink that costs $4.29.
Kite: my man drinks Dunkinā I know it in my heart and soul. Medium caramel iced, regular. Thatās his order. And a bacon egg and cheese because theyāre SO GOOD-
Joe: heās an iced tea kind of guy, so he will usually get one of their iced tea lemonades, but cannot stand the texture of the dried fruit they put in it some of them. If he accidentally gets one with the fruit on there and canāt go in and ask for a new one, heāll steal other peopleās straws and use them like chopsticks to pick each individual piece out before taking a sip.
Pringle: the most god awful contraptions youāve ever laid your eyes on. Frankensteinās Creation levels of fucked. And chugs it in the store no matter what it is. But he always gets egg bites no matter what, and theyāre the main reason he goes to Starbucks.
Takiko: she gets french vanilla almond milk lattes like the classy bitch she is, I will accept nothing else.
Midori: is the one who got Takiko hooked on the french vanilla almond milk latte because she is also a classy bitch. Plus a croissant bc sheās bougie.
Agatha: sheās also a latte kind of person, but her guilty pleasure drink for when sheās not too worried about image is the most sugary frappuccino known to man; she orders it after a particularly long day of dealing with investors and whatnot, and just has herself a night every time. Iām talking 5 shots of vanilla and caramel each. Just pure, teeth-rotting sweetness. Itās her self care.
Wellesley: she always orders some āsecret menuā item she found on like social media or something, or she just makes one up herself. Itās usually pretty good, but sheās made a couple that she absolutely despises, and she marks them all down on a big chart that says āworst drinks known to manā and ranks them. Occasionally sheāll trick people into ordering one of the bad drinks as a prank, but will always get them a new one they actually like afterwards.
Vaulker: he gets a boring ass venti hot coffee with whole milk, but every time he purposefully says ālargeā and corrects the barista every time they say venti bc āA gRaNdE sHoUlD bE a LaRgE bEcAuSe SpAnIsHā like an annoying little prick. And even if they say large just to go along with it heāll go on a rant to them about how stupid the naming system is thinking they agree. He tips no more than 50 cents, if that.
Kuroda: again, large black coffee, nothing special, but he openly makes fun of people who order any of the specialty drinks bc theyāre ānot ordering coffee in a coffee shopā. The opposite end of the āannoying middle aged man in Starbucks who orders a plain coffeeā spectrum.
Tanaka: iced water with whipped cream. And he drinks it in front of the baristas. Every last drop. And chews the ice when heās done. Heās just trying to establish dominance.
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