Ramblings by a Semi-Coherent Caffeine Addict

My life, your entertainment.

[blueeyedstark]

Much Ado About Nothing (1993)

If it prove so, then loving goes by haps. Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Simba pug’s presentation. (via kvxp_)

[roasy-deactivated20181221]

MY HEART JUST FUCKING EXPLODED

[witchsuggest]

I only accept anon hate through a ouija board and in outdated English

[draethdarkstar]

T O T H I N E O W N S E L F G E T F U C K T

[thecutestofthecute]

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English Bulldog puppy at the sea

[fuks]

[princess-pizzas]

This is the content I came to see on this website

[old-manrupee]

They’re learning how to open .rar files

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[spookyfroot]

[localrose-deactivated20170126]

my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying

[localrose-deactivated20170126]

an update: they are Good Pajamas

[urdone-urdone]

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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

[hershey]

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

[mabelchiltern]

Is that how we lived then? But we lived as usual. Everyone does, most of the time. Whatever is going on is as usual. We lived, as usual, by ignoring. Ignoring isn’t the same as ignorance, you have to work at it. Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you’d be boiled to death before you knew it. There were stories in the newspapers, of course, but they were about other women, and the men who did such things were other men. None of them were the men we knew. The newspaper stories were like dreams to us, bad dreams dreamt by others. How awful, we would say, and they were, but they were awful without being believable. They were too melodramatic, they had a dimension that was not the dimension of our lives. We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in the blank white spaces at the edges of print. It gave us freedom. We lived in the gaps between stories.

Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale (via mabelchiltern)

[tkyle]

I love the episode where the Real Housewives go to Fyre Festival

[phoebebufay]

[babyanimalgifs]

POOL PARTY

[kidmanproject]

This man’s optimism keeps me alive

[gogogadgetgolem]

There will be a day I don’t reblog this after seeing it on my dash. Today is not that day.

[trosalieduff]

#David Mitchell is a blessing

[aworldofexperiences-deactivated]

“Ask her what she craved, and she’d get a little frantic about things like books, the woods, music. Plants and the seasons. Also freedom. Not being bought and sold by some idiot employer, not having the moments of her days valued in fractions of a dollar by somebody other than herself.”

Charles Frazier  (via thatkindofwoman)

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