Empress of Ice Cream

[sweatbox-deactivated20230205]

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

[catsuggest]

not sure if im allowed to put my foot upon this ...

[catsuggest]

im had better consult with my attourney

[embroidered-inkwells]

what did your attourney say cat ?

[catsuggest]

my attourney have confirmed im allowed to put my foot upon this.

[olyphant-tim]

KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[wrightedgar]

Visit Original Link

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

10 years ago i realized that the hampster dance is a sped up version of this and my life was never the same

[gholateg]

[catcrumb]

grocery essentials

[cowboyjimkirk]

aos Jim Kirk but his pre-Starfleet days were spent going on Alexis Rose from Schitt’s Creek-style adventures

[protectspock]

Jim: *shows up to the transporter room in high heels* 

Spock: Captain, that is not appropriate footwear for an away mission. If we needed to escape quickly, you would be unable to run. 

Jim: Tell that to me, 21, escaping the Yakuza. Energize. 

[avatarsymbolism]

Zuko going into an angst coma because he made the right decision.

[elledix]

That moment when you make so many bad decisions in life that your body thinks it’s a virus when you finally do the right thing.

[hotniatheron]

i think humanity’s love affair with the sea is perhaps the sexiest thing about us 

[savingchesters]

[thenatsdorf]

Flamingo gets a refreshing drink of water. (via argenel)

[parakeet]

FPS (first person sippy)

[gavlan-deactivated20170701]

as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo

[keeponmovingalong]

2020 Mood

[sherlockspeare]

[shutupkristen]

Never not reblog.

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[boykeats]

public places need to give me a heads up before they start playing fleetwood mac. i’m not ready to have a spiritual out of body experience in the cold & flu aisle of cvs

[nerdlingwrites]

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I’ll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity’s perfect foods. Then I’ll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

[keeponmovingalong]

2020 Mood