I just realized I havenât told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.
Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things.Â
We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag.Â
Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of âJeffâ He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madisonâs personality/policies/etc.Â
We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)
Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as âThomas Jefferson.âÂ
After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room.Â
Iâm talking one of these babies but itâs like a 20 pack. To me itâs obviously that this is obviously proof that âinventorâ of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dormÂ
My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison.Â
But a Madison-sized ghost couldnât have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5â˛4âł and being 5â˛4âł, I couldnât even reach it jumping up and down.)
So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.
Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost âJeffâ which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.
âBut a Madison-sized ghost couldnât have reached the mac and cheeseâÂ
Iâm so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.
