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[allsteddie]

Royalty AU where Steve is a prince, about to be married to a woman he's never even met so his father can secure their kingdom.

Meanwhile, Eddie is a thief, part of Hopper's crew, and they are planning to invade the castle during the wedding to steal whatever they can, since most of the guard is going to be too busy taking care of the ceremony; security everywhere else on the castle will be way easier to fool that way.

Hopper gives orders to all his crew members about what they're supposed to take and where to find them. They've studied the castle thoroughly for the past few months; everyone is more than ready when the wedding day finally comes.

One by one, everyone in the crew gets back to their meeting location safely and with the itens they were supposed to steal and Hopper is overjoyed that his plan is turning out to be a success.

Until Eddie finally shows up.

With Prince Steve trailing behind him.

Everyone is so shocked that no one says a word, the silence deafening for a bit too long and then Hopper at last finds his voice again.

"I sent you to steal the crown jewels, not the fucking prince, Eddie!!"

Eddie pouts, "But he was looking so sad."

[morganbritton132]

I like when Steve is like, unforgivably a radio pop listening kinda guy but I do think it'd be really funny if he just like. Has listened to everything. He knows it all.

Eddie keeps trying to be like, 'my music is so hardcore and metal,' 'my music is so different,' and all this stuff and Steve's like, "Oh, them? They're alright. I've got their tape in that drawer over there."

[eros-telesse]

Jonathan : Eddie is a cool guy, like he's really awes-

Steve : You know Eddie kissed me, when we were in the upside-down.

Jonathan :

Steve :

Jonathan : Munson is a dead man. I hope he sleeps with one eye open.

[gamergirl-lumine]

Steve: *snoozing*

Eddie: babe… phone…

Steve: ugh.

Steve: *picks up* Hello?

Dustin: *sniffs* Steve…?

Steve: Dustin?! Are you okay? Are you crying? Where are you? What happened? Hold on, I’m putting my pants on, I’ll be there in ten- Eddie, wake the hell up, our kid needs us! -minutes!

Eddie: What?! Shit, I’m coming!

Dustin: I’m fine, I’m fine! I just…

Steve: You just?

Dustin: B-bad *sniffs* dream.

Steve: Oooh… I’m still coming over. Wanna tell me what it was about?

Dustin: Um… well, there was this one time… where a kid in our class had a knife to my throat-

Steve: HE FUCKING WHAT?!

Dustin: And he made Mike jump off a cliff…

Steve: …Eddie, call Hopper. I’m going to commit murder.

Eddie: I’m calling Nancy instead.

Steve: Good call. She has guns.

[cosycryptid]

There's one thing all of Steve's partners should probably be aware of and that is that his top priorities are a bunch of children who aren't related to him and a girl who never stops talking and gets a little too close to him for comfort but they both swear up and down that they're completly platonic and the idea of them being any kind of romantic together is gross.

It makes dating difficult because he'll have to radomly cancel on plans sometimes and there are only so many times someone will understand 'Max fell of her skateboard again I have to take her to the ER' or 'I'm so sorry but I promised Lucas I'd help him practice his shot tonight' or 'Robin went and left her keys in my car again and now she's locked out, do you mind if I'm just a little late?'. It always stops being sweet eventually, but Steve doesn't mind because if someone can't get on board with his family committments then they're not the right person for him.

Robin insists it's because he dates all these really uptight people who see him as a status symbol. And he needs to find someone more laid back chaotic to compliment the chaos in his life. After his latest date falls through because one of his friend decided to 1 v 1 Lucas in basket ball and dislocated his little finger (Mike, goaded into it by Max), he tells Robin he gives up and allows her to set him up with her friend.

He's surprised at first when Eddie "the freak" Munson steps into the diner, mostly because he didn't know Robin knew the guy. Once they settle into it though, Steve realises he's having fun, more fun than he usually has on dates. And it definitely helps that Eddie is just Steve's type with his wavy brown hair and big doe eyes.

The banter between them is flowing well when Steve catches sight of the date in the corner of the screen of a TV on the wall.

"Oh shit," He says, his heart sinking because he actually likes Eddie.

Eddie notices Steve's expression falling and touches his arm gently. "What's wrong?"

Steve lets out a loud sigh. "I just remembered I promised Dustin I'd go to his debate team thing tonight. He's been practicing for ages, I'm going to have to go."

Eddie gives him a small smile. "Ah yes, the single mom duties Buckley warned me about."

"Yeah," Steve sighs. "There's always something, but I love them. They're like family, you know?"

Eddie nods. "Yeah, I know."

Steve prepares for rejection. "I can drive you home on the way?"

"Drive me home?" Eddie questions, confused. "And miss Steve Harrington doing his best impression of a single mom? No chance, I'm coming with you."

While Steve is reeling over that, he adds. "Besides, I gotta meet the future step children and embarrass them publically at some point. It's an important right of passage."

Steve is ready to propose right there, luckily Eddie breaks him out of it by handing him their food to go.

A few hours later they're almost thrown out of the event for yelling things like, "Yeah, tell him Henderson!" Every time he catches his opponent off guard.

While Dustin rolls his eyes at them fondly, Steve looks over at Eddie, sees the delight and mischief in his eyes and thinks, 'Yeah, this one's here to stay.'

[infinityundone]

My prediction for the next Benoit Blanc film is that after Marta (accused of a murder, scared but works with Blanc), Helen (pretends to be a murdered person to work with Blanc), and Jud (accused of a murder, keeps trying to confess to it and has to be stopped by Blanc), the next in line is going to be someone who has not committed a murder, but really wants to do so and Blanc has to continuously talk them out of it while also trying to find a different murderer.

[niightegoblingtyime]

I can hear it now,

Watson #4, absolutely losing it: Everyone already decided I’m guilty, and all of my problems could be solved by just becoming the person everyone tells me I am! Don’t you see? I can fix this! I just have to kill him!

A very frazzled and exhausted Blanc: Ah don’t knohw how tuh tell you this buht… no. Do nawt do that.

[squirrelstone]

Well yuh see, tha’d be uh little hawrd ta do, on accounta tha fact that he’s ahlready dead

[harpieisthecarpie]

[queso-blanco]

[allsteddie]

Steddie where Eddie has a huge freaking crush on Steve, but refuses to acknowledge it. The Corroded Coffin boys all know about it, love teasing him when they're practicing and it's just the four of them, but Eddie would rather die than admit they are right.

But the thing is, Steve is such a cool guy. He's always around since Henderson, Wheeler and Sinclair joined Hellfire, and, surprisingly enough, they find out they really like Steve's company.

With time, all of them kinda develop some kind of crush on Steve. Not exactly a crush like Eddie's, they don't actually want to make out with Steve or anything (although they do admit the guy is one handsome motherfucker); but Steve is so cool and funny and kind that Jeff, Gareth and Freak start trying to impress him to get his attention.

It's so amusing for the rest of Hellfire. Those three just light up when Steve is around and they start acting like overeager kids, trying to get their parent's attention. Dustin kinda understands; Steve is cool, of course the guys would want to be friends with him. Mike, though, can't see why they would try so hard to impress a jock (even though Mike himself always preen whenever Steve praises him for something he did).

Meanwhile, Eddie is slowly losing his mind because all of his friends are suddenly all over Steve, and the man can't seem to notice that everyone is trying to impress him and win his heart.

[eddichie]

byler stonathan and henderhop is hoppers nightmare sceneario because he has to deal with the social menaces that are mike wheeler, steve harrington, and dustin henderson all dating his shy, polite, artsy kids.

[doopydew]

henderhop propaganda

duffer brothers i’ll never forgive you

[eddiethebrave]

This is the only time a straight ship has moved me

[cosycryptid]

Dustin has reached the point of just walking into Steve's house whenever he knows he's home, so it isn't long before he walks in on Steve and Eddie making out on Steve's couch.

Steve has been trying to keep his and Eddie's growing relationship lowkey. He remembers how frustrated Dustin was when Mike was so wrapped up in his relationship with El that he was flaking out on group plans. He doesn't want Dustin to think that's what's going to happen here. As if either of them would forget about Dustin.

So when Dustin says he needs a second and steps out of the room, Steve's heart sinks. He's already been feeling that Dustin is starting to become closer to Eddie than him because they have more hobbies in common, so he's fully expecting Dustin to accuse him of stealing his new friend. However, when Dustin comes back in, his stern look is fixed on Eddie.

"Eddie, I'm only going to say this once. I know Steve can handle himself, but he's family and he's been through a lot. So, I like being your friend, but if you ever hurt him, I'll spend every day making your life a living nightmare until you make it right," Dustin warns him to Steve's absolute shock. "And if I ever see him cry because of something you've said or done and they're not happy tears, I'm throwing your favourite guitar into the quarry. Am I clear?"

Steve is oddly touched because he's never had someone give a shovel talk on his behalf before. Eddie looks half impressed and half horrified as he nods his agreement. Dustin's expression goes right back to normal as soon as he's sure he's got the message across.

"Right, now who's driving me to the arcade?"

[allsteddie]

Modern Steddie where the Corroded Coffin boys are protective as fuck and pretend to be Eddie's boyfriends whenever they notice some creep making unsolicited advances during their gigs.

This has always been a thing, but they get even more protective after a guy corners Eddie in the bar bathroom and gets way too handsy with their vocalist.

One night, they are playing their usual Friday gig when Eddie catches sight of a pretty guy giving him this awed, hungry gaze. His interest is picked instantly.

They play for an hour more, Eddie makes sure to use all his seductive moves when he's singing and playing. The guy doesn't take his eyes off him for a second.

When the show is over, they pack their things quickly, load everything in the van, then come back for a couple of drinks.

Eddie makes a beeline to the bar and, unsurprisingly, pretty boy is by his side in a second.

And so is Gareth.

The man doesn't even have a chance to say a single word before Gareth is draping his arm over Eddie's shoulder and saying, "Sorry, pretty boy, this one here is taken."

It breaks Eddie's heart how sad the man actually looks. He just mumbles a small, "I'm sorry, my mistake." Before he sidesteps the two of them and leaves, like a kicked puppy.

Eddie panics. He shoves Gareth's arm off him and sprints after the man, a confused exclamation leaving his friend but Eddie ignores him.

He catches up with the guy just as he's reaching the restroom.

"Hey, hey, wait!" The man turns, pretty hazel eyes large with shock as he takes Eddie in. "Please, ignore what just happened, my friend was just being protective."

"Your friend? He's not your boyfriend then?"

"Oh god, no. Gareth is as straight as they come, no way. But he does that when he thinks some creep is trying to hit on me."

"Creep?"

"Not you! You're not a creep! Gareth is just an idiot! Oh my god, I'm sorry."

The man laughs; this pretty little thing that's a mix of a snort and a giggle and Eddie can't help but stare at those pink lips.

"Can we please start over?" he asks with a sigh. "I'm Eddie."

"Pleasure to meet you, Eddie. I'm Steve." They clasp hands and Eddie swears he can feel too the shiver that runs down the man's body. "Can I buy you a drink? Or are your friends gonna try to hunt me down if I do?"

"You can buy me anything you want, baby. Be my guest."

The smile he gets is blinding and beautiful and Eddie almost melts right there and then.

[kaspwsqk]

in an alternate universe eddie and chrissy are reverse steve and robin where she has a crush on him but he’s gay and they become besties and also she is a repressed bisexual

[allsteddie]

Robin: What you doing, Ed?

Eddie, watching something with a pair of binoculars: Steve is giving the kids swimming classes, but he said I distract him so I can't go there.

Robin: So you're ogling him from afar like a creep?

Eddie: Yes.

Robin: What a weirdo.

Eddie: ...

Robin: ...

Eddie: Just so you know, Nancy is there too. She's wearing her baby pink bikini.

Robin: ...

Eddie, pulling out a second pair of binoculars from his bag: Do you want one?

Robin: Give me that!!

[allsteddie]

Steddie where Steve's dad hears about his son's weird codependent friendship with Al Munson's boy and thinks the two of them have been fooling around in secret. The man gets pissed.

He drives back home and demands Steve break things off with the Munson kid.

Steve gets pissed.

"I'm not gonna break things off, I love him!!" Steve yells before he stomps out through the door and drives away without looking back.

A few minutes later he's at the Munson's. Steve doesn't even bother with knocking, Wayne's more than used to his presence by now, so he just opens the door and go straight to Eddie's room.

"My dad thinks we are dating and demanded that I break things off with you, but I refused and told him I loved you. Do you wanna date me just to piss him off?"

Eddie, who had been stuffing his face with chips as he read some comics in his bed, shrugs. "Do I get to touch your tits?"

"They are not tits!"

"Do I get to touch them anyway?"

"I guess that's reasonable dating behavior, so yes."

"Okay." Eddie puts down the comic book and wipes his hands on his pants. "Now take off your shirt and come here."

[morganbritton132]

Steve has to check in with his friends on the reg in this post or they think he’s dead in a ditch because everyone genuinely thought he was at one point.

Steve kinda disappears off the face of the earth when everybody leaves for college.

It’s not intentional.

He just doesn’t have anything to add when everybody is talking about their new college lives. It’s easy to say nothing when nothing is happening.

And then he drives into a ditch.

He slides on black ice, loses control of his car, and goes over the edge. He tells no one.

He climbs out of the wreckage, manages to flag down a passing car, and spends the night in the hospital with another concussion. And he tells no one.

He couldn’t if he wanted to. His phone is in his car.

Meanwhile, Robin is realizing they she’s halfway through the semester and hasn’t talked to Steve in a while so she checks his location.

It looks like he’s parked off the side of a backroad. She figures his parents are home and he can’t take his date there. She puts her phone down and doesn’t pick it back up until morning and…Steve is in the same location.

She calls. No answer.

She gives it exactly thirty-three minutes and calls again. No answer.

She calls Dustin and he calls. No answer.

Eventually, Erica agrees to go to Steve’s location and…a tow truck is pulling his car out of a ditch.

She bikes to Steve’s house but no one is there because he moved out a month ago to a trailer in Forest Hills and told no one about it.

Everybody is panicking.

It accumulates in Hopper driving to Hawkins, getting his new address from Mr Clark, and showing up at his door.

Steve barely asks what he’s doing there before he’s crushed in a hug.

Now Steve has Instagram.

[cinematicnomad]

#Steve’s been doing the ‘don’t let people think you’re dead’ challenge ever since #He thinks Robin is a little ridiculous for involving hopper but turns out the whole party thought he killed himself #which is…a little unsettling tbh #also he now has to face Erica’s wrath for worrying her and that involved #dinner with the Sinclairs once a week until for til college #Steve: for til college? what kind of grammar is that? #Erica: you’re so uncultured it’s not even funny #Everybody is worried that Steve doesn’t have any first in Hawkins so he starts posting pictures of him and his neighbor #any friends** #and Eddie who is stalking Steve’s page is just: …that’s my uncle (via @morganbritton132)

[morganbritton132]

Actually, v funny if Steve isn’t even friends with Wayne yet.

Dustin accidentally let it slip that everyone thinks Steve is lonely (kinda true) and that he has no friends in Hawkins (ouch), and they’re worried about him being alone all the time.

Steve doesn’t want his friends to worry about him so he starts…manufacturing friends.

He posts a pic of his meal at Enzo’s and implies in the caption that he was there with his coworkers. He posts a picture of multiple empty beer bottles and some chips on his coffee table and says it’s nice to have people over for the game.

He’s only ever had one conversation with his neighbor and it was about trash day. He’s not sure what the man’s name is, just that he likes to smoke on his porch. It’s easy enough to take a picture with him in the background and to add a caption that makes it seem like they’re hanging out together.

Is it a little pathetic? Yes. Definitely.

Will anyone find out that he’s lying? Probably not.

[morganbritton132]

Steve has to check in with his friends on the reg in this post or they think he’s dead in a ditch because everyone genuinely thought he was at one point.

Steve kinda disappears off the face of the earth when everybody leaves for college.

It’s not intentional.

He just doesn’t have anything to add when everybody is talking about their new college lives. It’s easy to say nothing when nothing is happening.

And then he drives into a ditch.

He slides on black ice, loses control of his car, and goes over the edge. He tells no one.

He climbs out of the wreckage, manages to flag down a passing car, and spends the night in the hospital with another concussion. And he tells no one.

He couldn’t if he wanted to. His phone is in his car.

Meanwhile, Robin is realizing they she’s halfway through the semester and hasn’t talked to Steve in a while so she checks his location.

It looks like he’s parked off the side of a backroad. She figures his parents are home and he can’t take his date there. She puts her phone down and doesn’t pick it back up until morning and…Steve is in the same location.

She calls. No answer.

She gives it exactly thirty-three minutes and calls again. No answer.

She calls Dustin and he calls. No answer.

Eventually, Erica agrees to go to Steve’s location and…a tow truck is pulling his car out of a ditch.

She bikes to Steve’s house but no one is there because he moved out a month ago to a trailer in Forest Hills and told no one about it.

Everybody is panicking.

It accumulates in Hopper driving to Hawkins, getting his new address from Mr Clark, and showing up at his door.

Steve barely asks what he’s doing there before he’s crushed in a hug.

Now Steve has Instagram.

[cinematicnomad]

#Steve’s been doing the ‘don’t let people think you’re dead’ challenge ever since #He thinks Robin is a little ridiculous for involving hopper but turns out the whole party thought he killed himself #which is…a little unsettling tbh #also he now has to face Erica’s wrath for worrying her and that involved #dinner with the Sinclairs once a week until for til college #Steve: for til college? what kind of grammar is that? #Erica: you’re so uncultured it’s not even funny #Everybody is worried that Steve doesn’t have any first in Hawkins so he starts posting pictures of him and his neighbor #any friends** #and Eddie who is stalking Steve’s page is just: …that’s my uncle (via @morganbritton132)

[morganbritton132]

Actually, v funny if Steve isn’t even friends with Wayne yet.

Dustin accidentally let it slip that everyone thinks Steve is lonely (kinda true) and that he has no friends in Hawkins (ouch), and they’re worried about him being alone all the time.

Steve doesn’t want his friends to worry about him so he starts…manufacturing friends.

He posts a pic of his meal at Enzo’s and implies in the caption that he was there with his coworkers. He posts a picture of multiple empty beer bottles and some chips on his coffee table and says it’s nice to have people over for the game.

He’s only ever had one conversation with his neighbor and it was about trash day. He’s not sure what the man’s name is, just that he likes to smoke on his porch. It’s easy enough to take a picture with him in the background and to add a caption that makes it seem like they’re hanging out together.

Is it a little pathetic? Yes. Definitely.

Will anyone find out that he’s lying? Probably not.