BoomerDaCat

She Her, 24. I do art. I don't draw Hat Kid every day. Cats are nice. Obsessed with my DnD characters.

[didy414]

just girls hanging out ⭐💗

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[beardedmrbean]

[lumsel]

awww man i accidentally took the get really anxious meds instead of the focus meds today. what's weird is they look exactly the same and come in the same bottle

[boomerdacat]

You shouldn't have tried the medicine drug. You need mouse bites to live.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lumsel]

Im gonna need you to change the name of Foreach to Fruit Gummies Adventures. Thanks for understanding.

on it.

[boomerdacat]

Thank you so much. You dont know it but you saved my life.

[brightbluedot]

to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

[brightbluedot]

successful examples from my travels:

my SO and i have a projector. our cool neighbors have a vast dvd collection. fundamentally these are toys. we have those neighbors over for movie nights. Play Toys. more broadly shared hobbies fall into this category but it's extra fun if there's Equipment to admire and share.

ttrpgs are obvious but invaluable examples of Play Pretend. HOWEVER your options are not limited to this. i started a local writing group and this is also Play Pretend bc we all talk about our stories together. there are many such creative endeavors in this world.

having someone over for a meal is Snack Time. if you make a lil thing of it and eat at the table and make it nice with dessert and a fancy beverage to share it feels very grown up. and you will feel impressed with yourself for it. but it scratches the same itch as trading fruit snacks and suchlike.

of course these can be mixed and matched. most activities are enhanced by Snack Time if your friend targets enjoy breaking bread together.

and one begets the other. if you Play Pretend with someone for long enough they may eventually tell you about Toys they have and if you want to play too they'll probably let you. if they're nice.

life can be lonely when we live in separate boxes and worry about money all the time. this is what makes friendships hard, not growing older. but the antidote to isolation is connection, and the oldest wisdom we ever learn: share your toys. share your games. share your snacks.

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[only-cat-memes]

[oidial]

bappy saturday!

im having a bit of a bad day, but thats never gonna stop saturday and her wonderful tail penis life. HEART and SMILE

[lumsel]

lost media wiki page for the video of my cock and balls that was on my phone when i dropped it in a peat bog

[boomerdacat]

I actually got my friend pete bog to retrieve it (he loves bogs) and now its in my possession

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[telumendils]

What do you think you're trying to understand about your story?

Dimension 20: Neverafter — Episode 9, “Origins”

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[jovishark]

some advice for people entering their 20s:

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

-get regular oil changes

[boomerdacat]

Isn't it crazy that we measure housing in blocks like oh that place is a few blocks from here that guy lives on my block like what are we babies? We're playing with blocks and we're still adults? Kind of splendid.

[atheneum-artistry]

been fixating on amazing digital circus/ Jax being transfemme specifically alot so lil side sketch :3