chicken pesadilla

30something victim of the hospitality industry, #1 thomas light hater, general purpose robot and horror enthusiast. if i don’t respond i don’t hate u or w/e im just v shy and not very energetic. drawan requests open-ish (im lazy)

[kushblazer666]

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[kibumkim]

The patriarchy won lmao

[disgracedmilfman]

Evergreen

[tall]

[antimnemonic]

if it ain’t you baby 🎹🎹 if i ain’t got you baby 🎹🎹🎹

[unicarcass-archive]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

[junebird24]

Kirby's Dreamland 3: Abridged Version

[lordofrose]

ok hi finally posting again

[lostinthelegs]

she's the smallest thing in the whole world

[lone-pylon]

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

[oeing-oeing-clay]

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

[gremio0]

finally got around to playing Hello Charlotte and I fear it permanently reconfigured my neural pathways

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[rainbow-femme]

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

[teomodo]

my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight

[em-iliart]

Study

[sylveonsbowties]

edit: shiny alt here