wicked

Call me Ace. Just Ace. I travel through time and space in a wicked little blue box with my best friend, the Doctor. [Tracking URL. This is also the main blog for 'agentmcshane', a sideblog with an Ace that works with the CIA. ]

[boomgoesthenitro]

[ unexpectedly remembers this blog exists, 4 years later

>__>;; ]

[shitmystudentswrite]

Education

education has noithing to do wigth real life.

[weboftime]

I’m gonna make a cybermat

[classicwhoshitpostgenerator]

1. no??????????????????

[weboftime]

Hahah ok, but on a completely unrelated subject does anyone know where I can find a baby for cheap?

[sistertaxon]

everything’s free if you run fast enough

[yowzariversong]

omg

[sad-jew-with-cake-deactivated20]

my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s. military fort museum thing, it’s like a big compound with like 15 buildings enclosed by a fence. anyway my 5-yr-old saw one of those red metal fire alarm boxes on the wall and asked his aunt “what does that say?”

now the correct answer to this question, in my opinion, would be “that is a fire alarm. we only touch fire alarms if there is a fire. if there is a fire, you would pull the handle and it would make a very loud noise so that other people know to get out of the building.”

according to several reliable sources, my sister-in-law’s answer to the question was, “it says ‘pull.’”

so anyway that’s how they managed to evacuate all 15 buildings at the museum and why this is probably their last “outing” for a while.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

Bless

[atearsarahjane]

Now this is what I call a synopsis

[doctress]

So much Redacted. 

[boomgoesthenitro]

[text] shit's going down, i have secure video feed and fresh popcorn. coordinates to follow

[text] not even a hello

[text] youre lucky youre pretty, cap

[text] cmon, fork em over, i need a good laugh

[canspotatimeagent]

“I know, right? Bets on who’s gonna break first? I think we’re about to answer the question of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immoveable object.”

Jack pointed to a standing popcorn popper in the corner. “Popcorn’s in the corner, pizza’s on its way, beer’s in the fridge. If you ask really nicely, though, I’ll make you a martini.” And ‘really nicely’ could be as simple as ‘hey dog-face, make it’ because he just got a secret shipment of hypervodka in and he was dying to bust it out.

[boomgoesthenitro]

Ace, be nice?  Nah.  Wasn’t really her style.  “Oi.”  She held out her hand.  “See this?  There’s something wrong with this picture.  You’ve got two minutes to get that sorted out before I take care of it myself.”  She narrowed her eyes.  “Don’t make me get up.”  It was bad enough that she’d probably have to get up to get popcorn.  Ace was honestly considering forgoing the popcorn (which was a crime against the universe) just because it was out of immediate reach.  Besides, she might miss ten seconds of the show and she really couldn’t have that.  “Go.  Drinks.  I’ll tell you if anything happens.”

[timesvigilante-deactivated20190]

I don’t need it sugarcoated, Professor. We’ve lived this life a long time. Being you–being us–means making difficult choices. We need to do what’s best for most…There are millions of people all across time who need us to save their lives. Stuff the timelines! That’s what’s important.

Ace (A Death in the Family)

[trevsplace]

Since April 29th is International Dance Day, here’s a video of 7th Doctor actor Sylvester McCoy dancing with Sophie Aldred (Ace) to the Timelords’, “Doctorin’ The T.A.R.D.I.S.” song! You’re welcome.

[fightingeldergods]

what if ace asks seven if they can meet xena. and seven's like 'so you want to meet lucy lawless?' and ace is like 'no, you're not listening to me. I want to meet xena' and then things happen and ace manages to meet the real life xena, warrior princess and kick butt in ancient times. and seven's not entirely sure how ace managed to make that happen because xena isn't supposed to be real. alternatively, he kidnaps lucy lawless and pays her to wear the outfit just so ace will shut up and be happy

[stephisanerd]

[gallopingtormaunt-deactivated20]

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

[merdafatua]

Me: *messages a friend at 3am*

Friend: *responds soon after*

Me: What the fuck are you doing up go to sleep

[boomgoesthenitro]

I don’t know why, but I have this headcanon that the only special occasion that Ace actually keeps track of is Eurovision.  She has no idea how old she is, she can’t even keep track of holidays involving food (and those are the best holidays), but she’ll be damned if she misses a single second of Eurovision.

[rudescience]

Lab safety?

What lab safety?

Giffed by: rudescience from this video

[sophiealdred-deleting-deactivat]

ok but hard of hearing ace mcshane (after getting her fuckin eardrums broken that one time + all those explosions she’s way too near to without ear protection) running around the universe with awesome high tech hearing aids she keeps upgrading to do cool new shit like communicate w/all the technology in the tardis so she doesn’t have to get up to turn the kettle on, just whistle

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

[angelrinisadork]

SOUNDS LIKE FIGHTING WORDS

[annavslife-deactivated20200121]

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL??” 

(It’s not often I get to make Classic Who references. Humour me.)

[boomgoesthenitro]

[text] shit's going down, i have secure video feed and fresh popcorn. coordinates to follow

[text] not even a hello

[text] youre lucky youre pretty, cap

[text] cmon, fork em over, i need a good laugh

[canspotatimeagent]

“Well, it took you long enough,” Jack scowled with all the anger of a mildly upset puppy before going in for a giant hug and then dragging her over to the couch. “CIA vs. the Warehouse. They sent Narvin after the Astrolabe finally, and Artie still haven’t even admitted to knowing what he’s talking about.”

[boomgoesthenitro]

Ace gave an exaggerated gasp.  “So he finally figured out he can’t just send one of his airheads in to do the job for him?  Good for him.  And they say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”  Honestly, he’d even used to try sending her to clean up that mess, before she’d finally put her foot down.  “Hey Jackie, you got popcorn, or what?” she asked, stretching out on the couch and making herself niiiice and comfortable.  After all, they’d definitely be there for a while.

[boomgoesthenitro]

"My mun is going to take me to see our Doctor's doppleganger at a con on Sunday. If she has time, do you have any questions for him?"

Your what?  Er, yeah, sure.  

Ask the Professor where he keeps getting all those spoons.  I thought I already hid ‘em all, but he keeps finding more and for some reason, he keeps deciding he absolutely has to practice at the crack of noon.  C’mon Professor, I need my beauty sleep.