oh boy

[tastefullyoffensive]

My kind of party. (via _cooper)

[dutchster]

Wait! there’s more!

this is the best thing ever

[prurientlyy]

“Sit like a lady” Me:

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bittersweetsadboi]

This spoke to me spiritually

[petite-ursus]

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

[jasmerripen]

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

[no-i-know-her]

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

[enigmatic-goat]

Friend: Says something.

What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!

What comes out: Yee.

[oockitty]

This post shot me in the face four times.

[irlhumangirl]

me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR

[boothang-xo]

What’s the most mind blowing thing you’ve done to a guy/ received as a guy ?

y’all i made my man cum like three loads worth by messin with his gooch which i’m thinking was a pspot. I loveeeee improving my game. haha thoughts

[laceyjesse]

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

[bombshellssonly]

[desinre]

[thegoodvybe]

[coldtake]

[best-shower-thoughts]

Hydrogen is flammable and oxygen is needed to keep a fire going. Put them together and we get water, something we put out fires with. (source)

[keeyawnuh]

Mood

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA