b o o t s

I throw boots at people!

[boots-offical]

*steals you*

hey HEY NO NO NO

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

teehee

[boots-offical]

GET BACK HERE

[boots-offical]

*steals you*

hey HEY NO NO NO

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

@boots-offical Can I have some boots please? I have no canon shoes and I would really like some.

[boots-offical]

Well alright then

And you can have them for free since you're my favourite cookie

[wizard-cookie-offical]

I want some too I wanna be favorite too :<

[boots-offical]

Okay you can be my favourite too

Have some boots

[evilpineapple-offffical]

I WANT BOOTS

I already have shoes but they’re not good for exercise :<

[boots-offical]

Woah, does everyone want boots now? Well, I guess you can have some.

[burnt-cheese-cookie-offical]

.. may I also have some boots

[boots-offical]

Yes you may.

Am I just the offical boots supplier for the cookies now

[theevilpineapple-offical]

Against my better judgement I wish for boots

[boots-offical]

Boots for you, then.

Guess I am the official boots supplier for the cookies

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

@boots-offical Can I have some boots please? I have no canon shoes and I would really like some.

[boots-offical]

Well alright then

And you can have them for free since you're my favourite cookie

[wizard-cookie-offical]

I want some too I wanna be favorite too :<

[boots-offical]

Okay you can be my favourite too

Have some boots

[evilpineapple-offffical]

I WANT BOOTS

I already have shoes but they’re not good for exercise :<

[boots-offical]

Woah, does everyone want boots now? Well, I guess you can have some.

[burnt-cheese-cookie-offical]

.. may I also have some boots

[boots-offical]

Yes you may.

Am I just the offical boots supplier for the cookies now

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

@boots-offical Can I have some boots please? I have no canon shoes and I would really like some.

[boots-offical]

Well alright then

And you can have them for free since you're my favourite cookie

[wizard-cookie-offical]

I want some too I wanna be favorite too :<

[boots-offical]

Okay you can be my favourite too

Have some boots

[evilpineapple-offffical]

I WANT BOOTS

I already have shoes but they’re not good for exercise :<

[boots-offical]

Woah, does everyone want boots now? Well, I guess you can have some.

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

@boots-offical Can I have some boots please? I have no canon shoes and I would really like some.

[boots-offical]

Well alright then

And you can have them for free since you're my favourite cookie

[wizard-cookie-offical]

I want some too I wanna be favorite too :<

[boots-offical]

Okay you can be my favourite too

Have some boots

[boots-offical]

What's ur favorite nursery rhyme

Hmm hard to say. Probably the itsy bitsy spider. I love spiders.

[boots-offical]

Can I PLEASE get a pair of combat boots I wanna kick some assholes SO BAD RN plsssss

I bestow my best combat boots upon ye.

GO KICK ALL THE ASSHOLES

[boots-offical]

*throws goose shaped whistle at you*

*you get turned into a goose and become part of the goose-army hivemind*

Good day, Boots Goose. We are currently trying to create the biggest army consisting of Officals turned geese ever and you have been recruited! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT

WHA

WHAT WHUH WHAT HUH

[boots-offical]

i dont know. people are doing this. i shall also.

throws boots at all of you

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @evilducks-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @evil-bread-offical @britain-offical @british-offical @america-offical

[mean-girl-offical]

can i eat da boot

[boots-offical]

If your stomach can handle it

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

@boots-offical Can I have some boots please? I have no canon shoes and I would really like some.

[boots-offical]

Well alright then

And you can have them for free since you're my favourite cookie

[boots-offical]

i dont know. people are doing this. i shall also.

throws boots at all of you

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @evilducks-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @evil-bread-offical @britain-offical @british-offical @america-offical

[fukase-piracy-offical]

STOP THROWING ME BOOTS! I'LL HAVE YE WALK THE PLANK FOR THIS!

[boots-offical]

I made a lifeboat out of boots so uhh take that

[boots-offical]

i dont know. people are doing this. i shall also.

throws boots at all of you

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @evilducks-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @evil-bread-offical @britain-offical @british-offical @america-offical

[a-dad-offical]

Good thing I wasn’t tagged because you’re not allowed to throw boots at your father

[boots-offical]

What if I did tho

[a-dad-offical]

You’ll get the belt

[boots-offical]

CHILD ABUSE D:

[boots-offical]

i dont know. people are doing this. i shall also.

throws boots at all of you

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @evilducks-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @evil-bread-offical @britain-offical @british-offical @america-offical

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i'm offended you're not throwing boots at me but sure i'll give this a reblog

[boots-offical]

Throws boots at you

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

YIPPIE 🎉

[boots-offical]

YIPPIE

[boots-offical]

i dont know. people are doing this. i shall also.

throws boots at all of you

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @evilducks-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @evil-bread-offical @britain-offical @british-offical @america-offical

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i'm offended you're not throwing boots at me but sure i'll give this a reblog

[boots-offical]

Throws boots at you

[boots-offical]

i dont know. people are doing this. i shall also.

throws boots at all of you

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @evilducks-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @evil-bread-offical @britain-offical @british-offical @america-offical

[a-dad-offical]

Good thing I wasn’t tagged because you’re not allowed to throw boots at your father

[boots-offical]

What if I did tho

[boots-offical]

i dont know. people are doing this. i shall also.

throws boots at all of you

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @evilducks-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @evil-bread-offical @britain-offical @british-offical @america-offical

[hyperfixation-offical]

haha, you forgot about me

[boots-offical]

AAHHHH OH NO