I AM! THE! NOT THE JESTER!

Piracy is used here to describe *trips and drops the url for @backstage-wren*

[femboy-aldi]

THE TRANSFER IS COMPLETE. I AM NOW. FEMBOY ALDI FUKASE.

[vocaloid-fukase-official]

Ah, yes. Look at all that I have become.

Beautiful.

All it took was to claim the mind of a fellow fool.

All it took. Was a little.

CONTROL.

[fake-crypton-fukase-media]

Vee Hee Hee! Look where I am now!

The king of aaaaaaall the vocaloids!

Very nice choice. very.

[vocaloid-fukase-official]

Eheheheheheheeee! Look how my little chaos has spread.

Look

[the-regular-news]

I lost the poll for

this one but

but

what if I took it anyway

[vocaloid-fukase-official]

Call me a cheater,

call me a fool

but I'm in control

so I make the rules!

[fukase-piracy-offical]

*clears throat*

ahoy

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

breaking news: miku is dead

[the-official-news]

@the-fukase-official-news... Miku died. ....

[fukase-piracy-offical]

what

[the-official-news]

Arr she did matey

[fukase-piracy-offical]

That is sad

arr

[the-official-news]

Arrr

[fukase-piracy-offical]

arrrrrr

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

breaking news: miku is dead

[the-official-news]

@the-fukase-official-news... Miku died. ....

[fukase-piracy-offical]

what

[the-official-news]

Arr she did matey

[fukase-piracy-offical]

That is sad

arr

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

breaking news: miku is dead

[the-official-news]

@the-fukase-official-news... Miku died. ....

[fukase-piracy-offical]

what

[fukase-piracy-offical]

piracy is not loss

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Seems my time is up. Fukase is going to take this blog. Replace me. My will and my spirit will die with his coming. So this is it.

I'll face death like any good pirate would.

By creating an legally questionable copy of myself for media preservation purposes!

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Are you enjoying the time loop?

The what?

[vocaloid-fukase-official]

psst

Y’know what would be pretty cool, Fukase?

Taking over @piracy-offical.

I mean, you’re already a member of the newsverse (due to taking over @/the-fukase-official-news) and the officialverse!

Why not step into the officalverse, for a change? (yea there’s a difference lmao)

- 🌸 anon

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm okay

Might As Well Make a poll for THAt

take over piracy

TAKE OVER PIRACY

Voting ended onAug 30, 2025

[fukase-piracy-offical]

I won't go so easily! I'll fight! Fight to the VERY LAST!

OUTVOTE FUKASE!!!

AYE!

AYE!

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

If me own poll gets more total votes than his, I'd wager it'll nullify his power and let me go free!

Though, I heard what happened to CNN, so it may be a slim hope...

STILL! IT IS A HOPE NONETHELESS!

[the-regular-news]

@femboy-fukase-aldi scares me

[fukase-piracy-offical]

@femboy-fukase-aldi scares me too...

[femboy-aldi]

Just received word that. Um.

@vocaloid-fukase-official is trying to. Possibly take over my free will and become me.

[the-regular-news]

What, you too? Does that mean the careless deity piloting my entire life is in control of you too?

[femboy-aldi]

The what

[teleqwennevision]

Don't worry about it

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Now hold on a moment, I think I got the same threat from this @vocaloid-fukase-official. Is there something yer not telling us, kid?

[teleqwennevision]

Yes, a lot of things actually.

I think we'll start at the part where I control all of you. You're basically all just me in different costumes, doing different silly voices.

[femboy-aldi]

*takes off Aldi uniform* See, I can make you continue my own thoughts...

[fukase-piracy-offical]

*takes off pirate hat* ...or make you finish my own sentences...

[the-regular-news]

*takes off newscaster suit* ...or even control your actions. *slaps piracy with a trout*

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Argh! What in Davy Jones' depths!?

[the-regular-news]

Okay, yeah, I know you're a horrific creature of unfathomable power. We get it. Can you skip to the part where Fukase is going to steal one of our minds?

[femboy-aldi]

Yeah... what um... he said.

[teleqwennevision]

Listen, that's going to be fine. I'm putting Fukase on an ego trip right now, because I think it's kinda funny. Whether it sounds like it or not, I am still in total control of everything he does. I'm not going to let him hurt any of you.

[fukase-piracy-offical]

I hope yer right about that...

[teleqwennevision]

I promise. Nothing is going to happen.

[vocaloid-fukase-official]

Good. Keep believing that.

[teleqwennevision]

Wait how are you talking-

[femboy-aldi]

Just received word that. Um.

@vocaloid-fukase-official is trying to. Possibly take over my free will and become me.

[the-regular-news]

What, you too? Does that mean the careless deity piloting my entire life is in control of you too?

[femboy-aldi]

The what

[teleqwennevision]

Don't worry about it

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Now hold on a moment, I think I got the same threat from this @vocaloid-fukase-official. Is there something yer not telling us, kid?

[teleqwennevision]

Yes, a lot of things actually.

I think we'll start at the part where I control all of you. You're basically all just me in different costumes, doing different silly voices.

[femboy-aldi]

*takes off Aldi uniform* See, I can make you continue my own thoughts...

[fukase-piracy-offical]

*takes off pirate hat* ...or make you finish my own sentences...

[the-regular-news]

*takes off newscaster suit* ...or even control your actions. *slaps piracy with a trout*

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Argh! What in Davy Jones' depths!?

[the-regular-news]

Okay, yeah, I know you're a horrific creature of unfathomable power. We get it. Can you skip to the part where Fukase is going to steal one of our minds?

[femboy-aldi]

Yeah... what um... he said.

[teleqwennevision]

Listen, that's going to be fine. I'm putting Fukase on an ego trip right now, because I think it's kinda funny. Whether it sounds like it or not, I am still in total control of everything he does. I'm not going to let him hurt any of you.

[fukase-piracy-offical]

I hope yer right about that...

[femboy-aldi]

Just received word that. Um.

@vocaloid-fukase-official is trying to. Possibly take over my free will and become me.

[the-regular-news]

What, you too? Does that mean the careless deity piloting my entire life is in control of you too?

[femboy-aldi]

The what

[teleqwennevision]

Don't worry about it

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Now hold on a moment, I think I got the same threat from this @vocaloid-fukase-official. Is there something yer not telling us, kid?

[teleqwennevision]

Yes, a lot of things actually.

I think we'll start at the part where I control all of you. You're basically all just me in different costumes, doing different silly voices.

[femboy-aldi]

*takes off Aldi uniform* See, I can make you continue my own thoughts...

[fukase-piracy-offical]

*takes off pirate hat* ...or make you finish my own sentences...

[the-regular-news]

*takes off newscaster suit* ...or even control your actions. *slaps piracy with a trout*

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Argh! What in Davy Jones' depths!?

[femboy-aldi]

Just received word that. Um.

@vocaloid-fukase-official is trying to. Possibly take over my free will and become me.

[the-regular-news]

What, you too? Does that mean the careless deity piloting my entire life is in control of you too?

[femboy-aldi]

The what

[teleqwennevision]

Don't worry about it

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Now hold on a moment, I think I got the same threat from this @vocaloid-fukase-official. Is there something yer not telling us, kid?

[teleqwennevision]

Yes, a lot of things actually.

I think we'll start at the part where I control all of you. You're basically all just me in different costumes, doing different silly voices.

[femboy-aldi]

*takes off Aldi uniform* See, I can make you continue my own thoughts...

[fukase-piracy-offical]

*takes off pirate hat* ...or make you finish my own sentences...

[femboy-aldi]

Just received word that. Um.

@vocaloid-fukase-official is trying to. Possibly take over my free will and become me.

[the-regular-news]

What, you too? Does that mean the careless deity piloting my entire life is in control of you too?

[femboy-aldi]

The what

[teleqwennevision]

Don't worry about it

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Now hold on a moment, I think I got the same threat from this @vocaloid-fukase-official. Is there something yer not telling us, kid?

[advice-offical]

Someone told me to steal money... is that a good idea?

Yes

[boris-the-burglar-offical]

Yes

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Yes

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Avast, mate!

-@blackbeard-offical

Ahoy!

[blackbeard-offical]

How do yer seas fare?

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Well! The crew's just set sail for a Spanish galleon, and reports say they've more loot from the New World than any ship's ever seen! And also blank DVDs I can burn copies of movies onto!

[fukase-piracy-offical]

Avast, mate!

-@blackbeard-offical

Ahoy!