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infezmite

THING!!

scoobydoomed

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

straycatj

こふさん　だいじょぶいいますが

Jおじちゃん　こわいもん

Although bro.Kofu says it's ok, uncle J is scary......

catasters

willabee

new creature discovered. how to proceed?

willabee

impressive

willabee

hmm

lilyblisslys

sick and tired of seeing men with low effort, barely on theme outfits at goth nights. it's literally so easy to put in the bare minimum

get a black t-shirt. ideally not a nerdshirt, but band shirts can work

get a pair of black jeans (or shorts, if it's hot out)

paint your nails black

wow, that feels kinda nice actually

put on a little eyeliner

realize how empty you've felt your whole life

maybe try some black eyeshadow

think about using a new, more androgynous name, like Raven or Morgan

start estrogen

it's literally that simple guys, c'mon

necromancelena

me: "well it looks like you lost the bet. now you have to do anything I ask for~♡" my girlfriend: "oh yeah? and what's that" Me, scrolling through the search results for a hastily typed 'thigns that are sexually embarassing, for domming': "now now. be patient little bird~♡"

winged-void

have you found anything yet goddess

necromancelena

No I got distracted

cryptotheism

Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening?

Me about to go for the stuffed dog in the glove compartment: No officer

cryptotheism

Cop: Do you know how old you are right now?

Me: (counting on my fingers) dis many

Cop: Step out of the car please.

zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

ruinedchildhood

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.