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"I tried to give him a tongue using a lobster"

- Bloo

#selfish shellfish #out of context #bootycityts

"I've been telling you that you can be a prostitute for years."

- Mystery man in North's house

#corner the market #and market that corner #out of context #bootycityts

“I was thinking we get him something practical... like an E-Z bake oven.”

- Bloo

#lil' bits #we got tiny lasagna #tiny cookies #out of context #bootycityts

“You need a lot of floorspace for an orgy, I am a man with needs...”

NorthernBolt

#real estate #seckushi~#out of context #bootycityts

I sexually identify as a TCP packet" -Nathan

"I sexually identify as a UDP packet" -Squirrel

#Sexy computers #we are such nerds...#out of context #bootycityts

“I really wanted everyone to pull their dicks out...”

- Green Wire

#press f to pay respects #harambe was an inside job #out of context #bootycityts

"I'll quit my job and go to New mexico for your wedding, getting a one way." - Squirrell

"Wait, isn't it New Mexico? Wouldn't it be a Juan Way?" -Applejack

#southwest airlines #good old fashioned family racism #out of context #bootycityts

“ROBOTS GET ME OFF!!”

- Stryulf

#megazord combine...#If you know what I mean #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)#out of context #bootycityts

“Are you implying I’m inferior because I’m Italian? I’m also German, so that’s impossible!”

Billybutt

#good old fashioned family racism #dat axis of power tho #out of context #bootycityts

"What language was that, dwarven?" - North

"No it was elvish, ELVISH PRESELY" - Billy

#thank you #thank you very much #i should be pun-ished #out of context #bootycityts

“I was too busy makin' my way downtown and got bodied because of it”

- Bloo

#walking fast #faces pass #and i'm home bound #DUNUNUNUNUN #out of context #bootycityts

“I want to see a horse-onified depiction of heart failure”

- Stryulf

#draw my oc #kokoro no go doki doki no more...#out of context #bootycityts

"I can taste the truthfullness in your mouth.”

- NorthernBolt

#World war I #dat trench warfare tho #possible french-kiss #out of context #bootycityts

“Oh chef, whaddup!? It’s dat Boyardee!”

- Stryulf

#ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli #D A T B O I #O H S H I T W H A D D U P #out of context #bootycityts

"’C'mon guys, Incest isn't that bad’ said the southerner"

- Florida man

#Wincest #Except no tho...#out of context #bootycityts

“It looks like the teacher has now been teached”

- Northern Bolt

#I do word goodly!#gramma' is my jamma'#out of context #bootycityts

“I identify as a train” -billysan “What’s up my trizzle?” -bloo “NO! Only other trains can say trizzle!” -billysan

#beep beep motherfucker I'm a train!#out of context #bootycityts

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