Deez Nuts

Robert - The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn't concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say...

[ruinedchildhood]

“Haven’t seen you in awhile, what you been up to?”

me:

[thebelchers]

BOB'S BURGERS S01E04 — Sexy Dance Fighting

[armie-hammer]

[ruinedchildhood]

RIP Jonathan Joss 

[thebelchers]

Bob's Burgers, Uncle Teddy (S04E14)

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Dream a Little Bob of Bob (S11E01)

[bob-belcher]

Bob’s Burgers, Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (S01E06)

[burntjuncci]

[coldgrog]

Hey Peter

[tappret43]

[hanmabae]

I love this sm😭

[klapollys]

you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?: maya

apartment complex? i find it quite simple: miles

based? based on what?: nick

[juelzsantanabandana]

[cherrygrabber]

-“What do you think of that, 

Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes. 

Basket-Face = Insult to his hat. 

Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes. 

Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out. 

Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy. 

Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap. 

Gomeril = Dog 

Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl 

Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.

Scooner = A half pint aka short man. 

Nyaff = Out of date 

Plookie = DImwit / stupid looking 

Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority. 

Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink. 

Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype. 

Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively) 

Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff. 

Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck 

Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space 

Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean 

Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger

[ravldazle]

the best chain of insults ever laid out to date

[pokeyscrypt]

Finally the translator’s notes I’ve wanted my whole life

[starkked]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[musingsby-night]

this is one of the single most captivating scenes in the entire film

[parksandrex]

[fromriches-tosin]

I’m with Thor.

[witchy-fandom-poutine-blog]

Also with Thor.

[theherogang]

[tampire]

These spot the difference games are getting harder

[pickleston]

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

further clarafication

SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

[calleo]

This is worth the read.