HONESTLY JUST CHAOS

29 She/Her

[anyataylorjoys]

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH (2025) dir. Gareth Edwards

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

the best part of the new jurassic park movie was when jonathan bailey's character unironically says that he wants to die in a shallow sea with silt on the bottom because he'll have the greatest chance at becoming fossilized. hell yeah autism boy live your dream.

[thuktunflishithy]

Jurassic World movies: "No one cares about dinosaurs anymore!"

People IRL when they see a toad:

[writebythecside]

Now That's What I Call Fallout Textposts Volume 40

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[emmcarstairs]

[maculategiraffe]

man if I was a russian mob boss and my worthless layabout son killed baba yaga's dog I'd just fucking give him up. like immediately. like call john wick's secret basement landline and be like "iosef's at the club. all his goons and bodyguards have been instructed to stand down. there's a new puppy on your front porch. do you want an edible arrangement or anything"

[semic0nstructivecr1tic1sm]

Film Graphics!

[assiraphales]

men in black still holds up so well imo the jaded old man getting partnered with an insubordinate rookie (and it works bc they’re both fucking insane). the lore. the creepy cockroach alien wearing a human as a suit & planning world domination. the kitty and his lil necklace. the wazzzzzzzzup aliens & talking pug. the special effects and pre digital haze. the quote where k says “fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the earth was the center of the universe. five hundred years ago, everybody knew the earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. imagine what you'll know tomorrow”

[szv766]

[misquoted-chronicles]

Y/n: *flopping down on the couch with a bag of chips* Is stabbing someone immoral? Tony: *eyes glued to his phone* Not if they consent to it. Natasha: *trying to find a movie on Netflix* Depends on who you’re stabbing. Steve: *staring at them like they're all big stupid* YES?!?

[bluefiredesire]

I finished this show months ago and

"She has outlived us all. I'm 75 years old, and she has out-smiled me, out-loved me, out-fought me. She's outlived me. She's outlived all of us."

still makes my eyes get misty everytime I think about it.

[millieisawriter]

does sam ever find out? i mean of course he'd understand when the spring comes and elsa does not. but i wish someone would have told him what happened. i wish someone would have given him that arrow. i wish someone would have told him his wife fought like a true comanche. i wish someone would have told him how strong she was. she took the arrow like a warrior's wife and like a warrior herself.

sepsis may have claimed her body, but elsa dutton faced death the same way she lived. she didn't panic, she had come to the terms with what's about to happen. no screaming, no begging, no desperation, just the silent bravery of a young girl who lived more in these six months on the trail, than most live their whole life. she was brave until her last breath, slipping from her father's arms into the hands of death peacefully. elsa wasn't defeated, she embraced her inevitable end without fear.

except, it was not just elsa dutton who died that day. the lighting with the yellow hair passed away that day too. the woman who rode faster than the tornado. the woman who loved like a storm, and fought like a warrior. and her family wasn't mourning her alone. i just know the land, the trees, the sky, the river, and the wind mourned too.

[princessrhcenyra]

1883 (2021)

         I sat beside her and asked her what was wrong. She said she killed a man over a horse. And now John was the only hope our family has to reach Heaven. I didn’t have the heart to tell her there is no Heaven to go to, because we’re in it already. We’re in hell, too. They coexist. Right beside each other. And God is the land.

[birdsareblooming]

[richyjerimovich]

HIGH POTENTIAL 1.05 "Croaked"

[djkerr]

I'm his partner.

High Potential 01x05 Croaked

[2hellwu]

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow