screaming rn :)

there are so, so many fandoms

[officialkendallroy]

not gonna lie kitten, the only thing that's getting daddy through the week right now is canadian state funded ice hockey yaoi

[wingsseni]

madwoman by laufey 🐠

[grabmyboner]

where’s the fic where after ilya cums inside shane and shane goes to the toilet after cuddling and basking in being full of cum and sits on the toilet and all that air and cum that got pushed in him comes out as a big wet fart that echoes so loud and shane hears ilya’s giggles before he calls out “sounds like the kids are very excited to be dropped at the pool” and shane groans bc that isn’t the first time ilya has made that joke

[scartafacci]

[deadgenerations]

must have been scary AF to have a tummy ache in like 468AD like uh oh is this the time I get to shit to death.... and then you just fart nasty

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[inheritorofmemories-archive]

Let's be real, Andy and Quynh strike me as the total opposite when it comes to answering the question "would you rather be over dressed or under dressed at an event?" Which honestly makes for the funniest couple

No I won't elaborate, just look at how extra Quynh's coat at the end of the movie is and tell me this woman wasn't born with a sens of fashion in her. Andy thinks a monochromatic outfit is good enough and has been wearing her leather cuffs for centuries, if not millennia whereas Quynh color coordinate all the pieces together and buys stuff dyed in red, a pretty hard color to dye your clothes. That's all you need to know

[enh1614149]

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[wingsseni]

[kiwiacidtrip]

Ilya stuck in a glue trap

SHANEEEE NOOOOOOOOOO

[heavenly96]

Welcome home!

[materassassino]

Tbh TOG fandom never did enough with the Nile-Nicky parallels of being brainwashed and going to kill people (specifically Muslims) in a foreign land under the false pretense of liberation and protecting a certain way of life.

There isn't much difference there at all, actually. Nile was an invader just the same as Nicky, doesn't matter if her daddy did it too. She was a tool of US imperialism like Nicky was a tool for Catholic greed and zealotry.

[jeaniefranklins]

Sorry I just remembered how the Old Guard fandom spent five years discoursing about how Joe was never going to forgive Booker while Nicky was the soft touch, and then the sequel was like "actually, Joe started dropping off care packages six months later behind Nicky's back." Funniest possible outcome.

[non-un-topo]

Clearing up space on my computer and I found an old "early days" doodle that's giving me feelings

[melancholic-whimsy]

in my enclosure . straight up gnawing at it . and by "it" i mean. haha. well let's justr say . the bars

[cranberry-branflakes]

me (in barely any pain): ITS CANCER IM DYING

me (in severe pain): pfftt nahhh im fine thats just the old friend we go way back