āJesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.ā scowls the heroĀ āI can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.ā
The villain blinks āYou-ā
āAre feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I wouldāve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.ā
āHeroism involves kindness, dipshitā is the most amazing phrase Iāve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.
This straight up sounds like something Spider-Man would say
















