Boracay Hater

Don't be hatin'. That's my job.

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Let me be the first to say...

You partied, got wasted, got laid, trashed the beach, and hardly remember a thing.  You must be filled with profound joy.  Now get back to work. And we hope you spend more money on us next year.

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You are a weird breed #LaBoracay people

but thank you for making us LOL.

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100 Followers

and so much site traffic within 2 hours of my #Laboracay Instagram post !

Thanks for sharing my hate. ;)

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The 7 Best #Laboracay Photos on Instagram Right Now

Laboracay - the annual man-made catastrophe that draws swarms of douchebags and airheads to this island. If you think we're exaggerating, see for yourself, look up the hashtag and prepare to be blown away. Phase 1: The Preparation We feel the excitement, the eagerness, the anticipation... to be the beach gods/goddesses that they are in time for #Laboracay 1.

Thank you for sharing your regimen for those ravishing arms. We'll make sure to notice them when you're here. 

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Oh no. OH NO NO NO! He's not going to make it. CANCEL LABORACAY he's going to need more time! 3. 

Counting + the + days = 3 words. Someone teach her to count or she might miss the biggest event of her life.

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I would like to know where this guy gets his confidence and definition of "ripped". Maybe his intricate, golden mirror is the magical kind that tells you so? 5.   

What do you call girls who refer to their stomach as tumtum? Clue: it rhymes with tumtum.  6.

Life is so unfair. Fuck our life. You've been drinking and drinking and you still have those fuschia pants?!! 7. 

Hoodie. Pick a hoodie instead. Stay tuned for Phase 2: The Arrival ;)

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For those too chicken to jump off Ariel's Point

Not bad, noh?

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Dear drunk, dancing people in Epic and all those other bars...

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When I'm reminded of #laboracay and all the douchebags coming over