i'm not here anymore

[borderlinesagainstddlg]

hey whats up why the Fuck did i download this app and why the FUCK did i log in! i hate this!

[3139586-deactivated20200517]

tutorial

give it to him

[slimetony]

Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection

[slimetony]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

[reshipped]

before cumming

after cumming

[neyhaz]

things you dont learn at school:

oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration

[funnylime]

[bluelivesaintshit]

“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

So did Oscar Wilde

[feetdavidson]

Any sane person: pedophilia is bad and people who consume child pornography are, in fact, reprehensible

Some fucking moron: A C T U A L L Y,

[nonbinarysapphic]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

lesbians who make the first move are braver than any US marine

[jake-is-sad-deactivated20181201]

yes because facing rejection is so much scarier than being fucking shot at in the middle of a land you have never been to, and have a high chance of dying. ok

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

i’m glad you understand

[just-pedo-things]

This blog isn’t for debate you pedos can reblog all you want you just get me more notes

[just-pedo-things]

Fucking go die.

[just-pedo-things]

Just Pedo Things Twelve

Burning In Hell.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla or some shit. If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence.

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

“If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence” is possibly the greatest sentence i’ve read so far this year

[huuuuuudgina-deactivated2018042]

im rude to hot waitresses so they’ll spit in my food

[huntrad]

[agenttajnesile-deactivated20250]

my fave thing is when when women in fandom are like UGH BUT I CANT RELATE TO F/F PAIRINGS BC IM NOT A LESBIAN 

funnily enough you’re not a gay man either yet here we are

[michaelmilkers]

this tea is fucking SCALDING

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

White ppl was really mad about this post