canon url bitch

oh, fuck no. god forbid. nsfw blog: gabsnsfw

[olivia-rodrigo]

about me!

my name is gab im 21 ,white, bi and my pronouns are she/they <3 

[olivia-rodrigo]

im 23 😳 now.

[pinene]

Videos of skinny people having sex with each other are so scary omg you guys are gonna hurt yourselves

[hollowboobtheory]

gf just told me the reason Jordan peele quit acting and started making horror movies is because he was offered the roll of the poop emoji in the emoji movie and he had to take a long break to think about his life choices and how he got to this point. everybody say thank you emoji movie.

[iloveuppers]

ur Adam Sandler swag isn’t fooling me Ik there’s some big ass titties under there

[dogpuppy]

[kushblazer666]

[mouse-wife]

me when someone says they hate underboob

[infectiouspiss]

she suck me in ways that some are describing as 'orwellian' or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital'

[infectiouspiss]

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian' she's not sucking me surveillance state style she's sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she's doing horrible things to my penis be scared

[sluttynurse]

ruining a friend group by having lesbian situationship drama might be one of the most feminist things you can do

[greebledgoblin]

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

[greebledgoblin]

bluesky post: we need to stick it to the DICKtator in chief by funding my new ttrpg zine

tumblr post: sexual assault is only traumatic if you have a puritanical view of sex

twitter post: sorry if this isnt woke but the fat dolls are lowkey not serving

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Im fucking addicted to blanket

[coffeepeople]

the thing about tumblr is that I'm so entrenched here that they can make stupid ugly updates to the site all they want. I'll just sign in and go "ugh fine, I'll work around it" and then continue to post things I wouldn't even tell a therapist.

[lesserknownwaifus]

The mascot for the local restaurant, Ladytron

[ouroborosbliss]

I found some more pics of her from Google Reviews!!!!

[onlinebeast]

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

[onlinebeast]

[cometiny]

went swimming today and came to a conclusion

[kibumkim]

White tumblr racism is far more insidious than like out and proud racism cause why are you using your autism as an excuse to not view black people as equal to you

[kibumkim]

There will be a post like "stop being racist to black people in fandom spaces" and then some white bitch will be in the comments talking about how theyre neurodivergent like literally who asked

[maxbytes]

you ever go to someone's blog to block them but instead end up scrolling a mile down their blog in morbid fascination totally gobsmacked the whole time like damn girl you live like this???