capharnaüm

Lev - she/her french 30+ y. o. - @dienael on ao3

[levskinautique]

fun fact, i'm obsessing over the miserables fandom again and i wonder if the fandom is ready for my montparnasse/r brainrot (and, to be fair my massive montparnasse/r/e brainrot)

[levskinautique]

well ready or not...

when you think about it it makes so much sense :

R is known to wander in Paris

Mont comes from a literal gang that roam Paris' streets

R drinks too much and we can argue he probably has passed out multiple time in the gutter

Mont is a lovable seductive asshole

Really, there's no way they have not met at some point

that alone wouldn't make a ship tbh but :

Imagine a modern!au where Patron-Minette has left the Thenardiers bc of their treatments of their children

They've picked up Eponine and the kids along the way and they've picked up Montparnasse at some point

The gist of it is : they also picked up Grantaire when he is cast away by his parents

So : Grantaire, Montparnasse and Eponine are like young adult and they are battling trauma together

And Grantaire et Montparnasse have a one-night stand situatioship going kinda

It's not perfect, it's not even really a good healthy relationship but it's an important thing because it keeps them grounded

They consider each other as the half of themselves but are too dumb to put this into words

Montparnasse deals with a lot of trauma due to a life doing crime and R is just so good at soothing that

They fight each others quite regularly bc they are way too stubborn and way too scared to lose each others

They sleep in the same bed and have a whole ass morning routine

The ABC and, moreover, Enjolras, are the biggest sore points bc Montparnasse feels they are not considering Grantaire enough

Meanwhile, Grantaire is the only one at Patron-Minette not doing crime and it's a bit hurtful to spend some nights alone

There's more to it but tbh : Montparnasse and R caring so much about each others that it can be kinda unbearable to look at, with a feralness born in trauma, and a love to absolute they forgive each other without taking the time to process the bad shit done by the others.

Aka : dysfunctional but not toxic montparnasse/r relationship

[schinako]

Rabbits and triangles🐇

[vrihedd]

All Adrian scenes are engraved into my mind from now on and for eternity 😭

[stealingpotatoes]

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

(links // tip jar!)

[sapropel]

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

[diet-poison]

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

[orthusisintheforest]

Hi this reminds me of the skyrim quest I always think about constantly.

It happens during the whole vampire questline. It's not related to vampires. I may misremember details so forgive me for that. But you have to go through old dwemer ruins and you meet the last living snow elf in Skyrim. You know, the snow elves. Who were enslaved by the dwemer and went blind and feral and still live in the ruins long after the dwemer are gone. The falmer is what they're called now. Here's the last one who's in their original form.

And oh hey, to get to where you need to go you have to take a path that's an old snow elf coming of age rite of passage. And he's going to take you through it and you're going to learn about this dead culture, this culture that was killed.

And now you've got what you came for and there's one way out. Now that you've learned what the falmer used to be, where they came from, what was lost because of the dwemer enslaving them, you have to go through a falmer village.

It's a narrow canyon lined with huts. There's no way to avoid it, in order to get through you have to kill them. They attack you because that's what they do to people invading their territory. You're invading their village. You have to kill them or they'll kill you. It's the only way out. You feel terrible.

If you stop to loot one of the huts on your way out you'll find a book full of unreadable text. Take it to the winterhold college and give it to the librarian and he'll tell you that it's a remarkable find because it's evidence that falmer have retained intelligence. They're not just mindless feral monsters. They have this book, they've kept this book even though they can't see. They have a culture. Maybe they still remember what happened to them. Maybe that's why they're so mad.

You just killed so many of them. You're going to have to kill many more.

Anyway.

Video game with no messages.

[frenchublog]

[kabber]

something i really liked about project hail mary is that Rocky and Grace are both equally out of their depth and about as competent as the other. theyre both the smart one. theyre both total dumbasses. neither knows whats going on. they both think the other is an idiot baby. they both admire the other's intelligence so much.

[silusvesuius]

karaba 💛 got an anon a day ago asking if i've ever seen this movie and no i haven't.. but now i have... and i had to draw this queen stat

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[sharkfiinn]

[puncertainty]

continuing traditions

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[rockets]

Hello tumblr. I’m reviving my old blog from the dead with some of my PHM fanarts.

This movie/book has gripped my soul a little too hard 😭

[doodlespatulas]

"Doomed yuri" this, "doomed yaoi" that

WHAT ABOUT DOOMED SIBLINGS

What if we were two sides of the same coin. What if i lived in your shadow all my life but found comfort in the darkness and dont know what to do once youre gone. What if youre the only person who understands. What if you have have no idea what i went through. What if we went through the same traumas but ended up with oposite conclusions about our suffering. What if i dont recognize you anymore. What if i see the ghost of my former self reflected through your eyes. What if it never had to go this way. What if this was the only way things were ever going to go

[sstrawbearri]

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

[sstrawbearri]

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

[dykethang]

big if true tbh

[paradoxgavel]

looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!

[aquilacalvitium]

@ominous-signs