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@cuteasstrophe
18+ side blog is @trapqueenhomiecide for all my fellow kinky bastards (of the gfd variety) so if I ever get horny on main just know that I’m a fool. Anyone I reblog from/am mutuals with has some spicy content tho so if you’re into that give them a follow!
Also, please don’t message me about any d/s inquiries 💕
clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!
CONNECTICUT DOG
i love this sm
i literally never want a program to turn my smileys into one of their accursed emojis and yet they persist in their wretchedness
Fucking awesome
im the guy who has to jack him off to keep him docile and to stop his thousand years blood lust and i totally agree. tight scrotum. small but powerful penis. circumcised.
They just announced Mr j for smash
WHO AT THE USPS PITCHED THIS 😂
i literally couldn’t function until i drew this. i needed to get it out of my system
Rain and sleet and dark of night are trying to stay me from my appointed rounds but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks swiftly drives me towards completion.
my brain feels like it’s on fire and my stomach hurts because i can’t stop laughing every time i see these two tweets
Wait for it
Que weno
is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?
(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)
ok fuck that got me
Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown
have some more
ok have one more before I go to bed
Ren is also an eldritch being
Apparently Tyler Oakley still exists?! Didn't realize. It's been a hot minuit since 2012. Cool news tho!
did you think i’d be dead or something
Hogarth Hughes from Iron Giant is fucking iconic,,,,,,. This kid gave a government agent laxatives and he.. this fuckin guy shits himself in the woods all damn day while hogarth plays with his giant robot. its like i raised him myself
does this look like a kid who gives a single fucking crusty damn? fuck no. Hogarth Hughes. fucking legend.
“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
