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[youreawinchesterharry]

It is impossible to dislike The Boosh

[youreawinchesterharry]

Oh myyy gooodddd! Ice flow no-where to go, ice flow no-where to go, lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Check him out… They call him the shrew, arms in short, in with the claw! I’m little Johnny Frostbite, movin’ around, freezing you up, freezing you down like an icicle, coming in your tent in the pink light scissor bite. Arctic death, infinite night. Call me tundra boy, because I move like an arctic lizard, when the blizzard strikes, I disappear like a pipe dream. All that’s left is a gleaaaaam, on a tent peg. Boosh, Boosh, stronger than a moose, don’t lock your door, or we’ll come through your rooftop. Stop, look round, take your mind off the floor, cos the Boosh is loose and we’re a little bit raaaaaw! Ice flow, no where to go, ice flow, no where to go, lost in the blinding whiteness of the tuuuundrraa! Owwwww!

[ilovelauren666-blog]

Noel Fielding is hilarious lets all be like him

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

fuck attractive people

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

i’m trying

[liberty-leading-the-people]

Welcome to Tumblr, where everybody loves Satan and hates themselves.

[danglingthpider]

kinda the exact opposite of church

[australiansanta]

my friends would best describe my personality as ‘why’ 

[darlingbenny]

[sadieb798]

what’s that about asa looking like baby benedict? (x,x)

[asherlockedwizard-deactivated20]

I JUST FELL FROM MY CHAIR 

[she-who-shall-not-be-named1]

DAAAANG

[darlingbenny]

[sadieb798]

what’s that about asa looking like baby benedict? (x,x)

[asherlockedwizard-deactivated20]

I JUST FELL FROM MY CHAIR 

[she-who-shall-not-be-named1]

DAAAANG

[daily-harry-potter]

Went to tuck my son in and found him like this. Beaming with pride http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

[coveredwithsnow]

New favourite joke:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

[collisionchaosarchive-blog-deac]

i dont get it

[where-am-i-send-help-blog]

No one explain it

[trippinthroughtime]

A Roman walks into a bar and says”Martinus!” The barman unsure that he heard right asks “Don’t you mean Martini?” The Roman says”if I wanted two, I’d order two!”

[bored-penguin]

The first one is because; the Roman numeral for 5 is v.. Holding up two fingers looks like a v... Therefore he wants five.. Genius. As for the second one WTF, i don't get it! Someone explain ;-;

[artantinope-deactivated20170711]

THE AVENGERS CAST + GLASSES ♕

[itsmichonne]

What happened to your eye?

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

[yellowcrayonwillow-archive]

#shout out to my vagina for not giving anything away

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[thepaceofglaciers]

Inside the wires

[deeeepsteep]

[jasminejng]