Inconvenient Worm Encounter

They/It | 20 | No idea what I'm even doing here | God please someone get me to make art again

[bored-worm]

Suffering

[bored-worm]

Hnnnnnng..... wife

[anime-girl-ash-williams]

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[donnathepirana]

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

[deactivated-blog]

[thesaltofcarthage]

These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

[modmad]

how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[sootheyourself]

He’s got his own language setting lol

[segamascott]

[anggrishka]

Oh, Lua...

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.

[bigb4ll]

The funniest dialogue in the entire KIM system.

Conversation with roathe

[echovoca]

You're seeing all of your bad qualities - hate, anger, distrust. You are strangling them. // If you are not gentle with your implements, do not expect them to be gentle with you.

[deutsche-bahn]

Der Wikipediaartikel über Wespenspinnen klingt wie ein Ratschlag aus der kognitiven Verhaltenstherapie. "Ich kann ihren Frust darüber, dass ihre Frau versucht sie zu fressen, verstehen. Aber haben Sie die Situation schonmal aus evolutionärer Perspektive betrachtet?"

[lastoneout]

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

[lastoneout]

Also a cool thing to say out loud before picking up a sword!!!!!

[thegreatyin]

loid is so homosexual the word faggot has the pass to say his name.

[thegreatyin]

imagine being caeru and you journey below the surface of your local Meat Planet™ in pursuit of unfathomable horrors and you find a fucked up and evil mad science lab wherein lies the sassiest divorced gay twink who's ever breathed air. and it is now your responsibility to unpack his SSR tier messy breakup before his 90s weeaboo ex makes Y2K real. and the eldritch god who's obsessed with you is also there.

[thegreatyin]

also you have to take orders from astarion bg3 reincarnated into a talking fish.

[thegreatyin]

fishtarion is kinda spitting bars though

[thegreatyin]

HOW WILL I GO ON...

[deathknightss]

nidus

[mackonfire]

Gay person: i’m gay

Me: ok

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[107thworm]

dont leave me out

[mackonfire]

I’m so sorry