THIS AIN’T THAT KINDA MOVIE, BRUV.
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THIS AIN’T THAT KINDA MOVIE, BRUV.
y’all should help a girl out ok
send me ‘♡’ for a ship aesthetic of our muses.
alternatively ‘ ♫ ’ for a friendship one. or a ’ ϟ ‘ for a hateship.
My muse wakes up in bed next to your muse.
bampyre:
stewartgifhunts:
Send me a 🏨 and I’ll generate a number 1 - 50 for what my muse will say to yours…
Phrases range from shippy to platonic. Feel free to modify to fit your muses.
it’s almost christmas time, do u know what that means???
i wanna cuddle bc it’s so cold threads
your nose is running do u want some soup threads
you’re sick? let me be ur nurse threads
what’s that? mistle toe? kiss me threads
our heater is broken so we have to cuddle next to the fire to stay warm threads.
lets go to the mall so we can christmas shop threads
babe it’s snowing threads
BABE LETS HAVE SNOWBALL FIGHTS THREADS
LOOK AT THE SN OWMAN I BUILT THReADS
LETS BAKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES THREADS
FIRST chRISTMAS THREADS
fUCKING CHRISTMAS IN GENERAL THREADS.
time for another holiday/celebratory giveaway.
so ???? i wasn’t going to go into much fluff, but tbh the last time i did a follower appreciation thing, it was for 200 followers. & now i’m over 600? i just am so amazed that y’all are still here, even through all my stupid ooc, crack, & just general idiocy. i can’t thank you enough, tbh. so, to try & return the favor, i’m doing a giveaway instead of a bias list in spirit of the holidays!
rules.
you must be following me.
only reblog counts.
must be a roleplay blog.
don’t unfollow after; it’s highkey rude af.
giveaway ends december 20, at 8:00 p.m. MT.
prizes + examples are under the cut:
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due to a surprise change of plans, the deadline is being extended to december 23, at 8:00 p.m. MT.
this ends today!!!
—ADELE 25 LYRICS MEME—
Hello
“I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet” “They say that time’s supposed to heal ya, but I ain’t done much healing” “I’ve forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet” “I must have called a thousand times to tell you I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done” “At least I can say that I’ve tried” “I’m sorry for breaking your heart” “It’s so typical of me to talk about myself, I’m sorry” “Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?” “It clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore”
Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
“This was all you, none of it me” “You told me you were ready” “I’m giving you up” “You set me free” “Send my love to your new lover” “We both know we ain’t kids no more” “You couldn’t keep up, you were falling down” “If you’re ready, I am ready”
I Miss You
“I want every single piece of you” “I want to teach you things you never knew baby” “Then kiss me back to life to see your body standing over me” “I miss you when the lights go out” “Pull me in hold me tight don’t let go” “I love the way your body moves” “No one has me like you do baby” “Be delicate with my ego” “We play so dirty in the dark”
When We Were Young
“Everybody loves the things you do” “Everybody here is watching you” “You’re like a dream come true” “Can I have a moment before I go?” “My God, this reminds me of when we were young” “Let me photograph you in this light” “We were sad of getting old” “It was just like a movie” “I was so scared to face my fears” “Nobody told me that you’d be here” “That’s what you said, when you left me” “A part of me keeps holding on" “I guess I still care” “Do you still care?”
Remedy
“This ain’t easy it’s not meant to be” “No river is too wide or too deep for me to swim to you” “When the world seems so cruel and your heart makes you feel like a fool, I promise you will see I will be your remedy” “Your love, it is my truth“ “And I will always love you”
Water Under the Bridge
“If you’re not the one for me then how come I can bring you to your knees” “If you’re not the one for me why do I hate the idea of being free?” “If I’m not the one for you, you’ve gotta stop holding me the way you do” “I want you to be my keeper but not if you are so reckless” “If you’re gonna let me down, let me down gently” “Don’t pretend that you don’t want me” “What are you waiting for?” “And who are you hiding from?” “Have I ever asked for much?” “The only thing that I want is your love”
River Lea
“I need to learn to lighten up and learn how to be young” “I’m scared to death if I let you in that you’ll see I’m just a fake” “I stain every heart that I use to heal the pain” “I should probably tell you now before it’s way too late” “I never meant to hurt you or lie straight to your face” “I’d rather say it now in case I never get the chance”
Love in the Dark
“Take your eyes off of me so I can leave” “I’m far too ashamed to do it with you watching me” “I can’t stay this time cause I don’t love you anymore” “Don’t come any closer” “I’m being cruel to be kind” “I can’t love you in the dark” “It feels like we’re oceans apart” “You have given me something that I can’t live without” “I don’t want to carry on like everything is fine” “The longer we ignore it all the more that we will fight” “ I’m trying to be brave” “Stop asking me to stay” “I don’t regret a thing” “It is the world to me that you are in my life” “I want to live and not just survive” “I don’t think you can save me”
Million Years Ago
“I only wanted to have fun” “Deep down I must have always known that this would be inevitable” “I know I’m not the only one who regrets the things they’ve done” “Sometimes I just feel it’s only me who can’t stand the reflection that they see” “I feel like my life is flashing by” “They can’t look me in the eye it’s like they’re scared of me”
All I Ask
“Why don’t we just play pretend” “Look, don’t get me wrong, I know there is no tomorrow” “If this is my last night with you hold me like I’m more than just a friend” “Take me by the hand while we do what lovers do” “What if I never love again?” “I don’t need your honesty” “I’m sure my eyes, they speak for me” “No one knows me like you do” “Let this be the way we remember us” “I ain’t asking for forgiveness”
Sweetest Devotion
“We can break every law” “There is something in your loving that tears down my walls” “I weren’t ready then, I’m ready now” “You will only be eternally the one that I belong to” “Come whatever I’ll be yours all along” “I’ve been looking for you, baby, in every face that I’ve ever known” “There is something about the way you love me that finally feels like home” “You’re the right kind of madness”
—BONUS—
Can’t Let Go
“I have loved you all my life” “I gave you everything you never gave me” “I never lied and I never faked it” “This love, it ain’t over yet” “Did you find the note that I wrote?” “It was hard to write with a lump in my throat” “What was I thinking, I gave you everything” “Sometimes I feel like I’m in the dark” “Hope you know, I won’t let go”
Lay Me Down
“I would never lie to you unless you tell me to” “The words don’t come out right when you’re right in front of me” “You can read my mind, be it truth or lies” “Lie down beside me”
Why Do You Love Me
“How do you keep me coming back for more?” “I can’t decide if I should run and hide” “Your love drives me crazy” “I want you to love me” “Who knows why I love you” “I spend every single moment daydreaming of you” “I can’t describe how I feel, it feels right” “You have a place in my heart that will always be yours”
“You don’t get to tell me who’s overreacting. You’re under-reacting!“
“All murder is illegal. Also, attempted murder.“
“Well, that’s just mean. And kind of weird.“
“We cannot tell you. We’re not allowed.“
“Murder wasn’t my intent."
"I meant nothing by it."
"We have forgotten so many things."
"I guess I was wrong earlier—I don’t know. Weird, right?"
"I have conflicted feelings here."
"It is not a feeling I wish to experience again."
"So, let’s not waste any more time."
"I don’t remember what I was just saying."
"That is—ugh. I’ll have to think about what that is."
"You need to run."
"This day started bad, and it does not appear to be getting better any time soon."
"You can guess what happened, I think."
"I know that there is more coming, as always. This is what I know."
"Don’t look. You will not at all like what you see."
"It’s all a shame, whatever it is. Such a damn shame everything is."
"You are weak. You are nothing."
"I know I am safe. Sadly though, I am not okay."
"I don’t know. But I’m trying to find out, okay?"
"I know what is what."
"You know, it would upset me if it weren’t just who you are."
"I could do so many things to you without you feeling it. Remember that if you remember nothing else."
"You seem kind of— I mean, lately. Lately you’ve been—"
"It’s awful when you can see the reason for someone’s feeling toward you while knowing wholly that they’re wrong."
"I do my best with what I have. I don’t have much."
"I’ve been working on something I’d like to show you."
"Denying that you are guilty is a major sign of guilt."
"Ask me what?"
"I mean, I know. I know everything."
"I wish I did not know."
"You know, I don’t want to talk about it just yet."
"It’s a shame anything had to change. I sure do dislike change."
"Not saying that it is a long time—uh, who knows what a long time is even? Not me! But it just seems that way, that’s all."
"Here I am, as I thought I might never be."
"These days, the world seems to never be ending for some and not others."
"The world is a worse place now than it ever was before, but far better than it ever will be again."
"The past is always better than the present. And the future is the worst of all."
"I extend my deepest sympathies. Not that my sympathies will do you any good."
"Have you ever remembered a life you did not lead?"
"It was a better day earlier. Back when I hadn’t heard that story."
"This present, this now, is no good. No good at all!”
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If they had a kid meme
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It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
the news is on and, essentially, my city looks like a giant swimming pool.
❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜
CHRISTMAS STARTERS // accepting!
‘ see, i was thinkin’ of getting you a sack of COAL---- but i wouldn’t want to be too generous. you might start getting the wrong ideas and we can’t have that, can we? ’ he adorns a wide grin in spite of his drawled words, baring no regard to PERSONAL space as tristan remains all but pressed up against her, a blatant spark of mischief in his eyes as they scan her own. ‘ not at all. ’
ackersnow:
CHRISTMAS STARTERS
( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )
❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜ ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜
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taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
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♔┆ It’s 3 AM && as usual DANDY MOTT cannot sleep. Visions of murder && blood swirl THICKLY in his head && cause him to stay wide awake in the bed of the HOTEL he is staying at. He hasn’t been here long but he KNOWS what has been going on. He can SMELL the copper && rotting FLESH radiating off of the walls. && usually it would be helping him sleep. But he’s OBSESSED with one thing: finding out what’s going on in the PENTHOUSE. He’s seen such an elegant WOMAN go in && out of that place time && time again, accompanied by a DIFFERENT PERSON each time. But it isn’t ENOUGH for him. DANDY needs to see the inside; smell the blood && murder there. He grabs his robe && slips through his door, headed towards the ELEVATOR.
♔┆ It takes only a MOMENT to stop at the top floor && take in the EERY silence that surrounded the floor. DANDY can see the single standing door at the end of the hall- nothing else shown on the walls but the DIM lights on either side of the wallpaper. He’s INTRIGUED as he moves silently forward, reaching the door && pleased to find it UNLOCKED. How CONVENIENT for him. He gladly steps onto the SOFT carpet && begins to look around. Unlike the VINTAGE aesthetic of the rest of the CORTEZ, this room looks like it has come from a SPACESHIP- metallics && neon on every wall. DANDY purses his lips but continues on, INHALING deeply. There’s DEATH in here aside the silken sheets && suave patterns. He’s almost to the FULL WINDOWS at the back of the room when he hears someone MOVING behind him. DANDY immediately turns, ready to put on an INNOCENT act, when he sees the man’s face && is severely CURIOUS && CONFUSED.
' --------------- LISTEN, asshole. don’t think y’ can just come up here like y’ OWN the goddamn place and beg and PLEAD at her feet, and just like that you’ll be back in her GOOD books again. it doesn’t work like that, not while i’m arou... ‘ every part of him had been CONVINCED the aura he’d sensed belonged to that of elizabeth’s EX-LOVER. it resembled the bitterness and decay that marked each and every inch of the PATHETIC imbecile, and the thought alone had tristan REELING. when would he start to get the picture?
something was DIFFERENT. it stopped him dead in his tracks, tristan had EXPERIENCED the CARNAL effects of the hotel in all their glory, and yet NOTHING could have prepared him for the sight ahead. from afar, there was no telling the SIMILARITIES. but the closer he etched forward, and the more he SOAKED up the image before him as if it were the last shot of whiskey, he began to realize PRECISELY what he was seeing.
‘ who the hell are YOU? ‘ he demanded confirmation, the KNOWLEDGE of that which he could not COMPREHEND. questions arose that he could only DREAM of having answers to, especially given the stranger looked equally, if not more, PUZZLED than he did. ‘ and what are you doing in my room? ‘