[gr8writingtips]

around a year ago i was told that in the UK, published books use the single quotation mark for dialogue, not the double quotation mark. i have always used the double quotation mark when writing, and i've been writing with a keyboard since 2002. for a year i tried to train myself to use the single quotation mark instead, seeing as it's actually easier to do, given it's one key rather than two. i could not do so. i have now given up and remapped shift+2 to the single quotation mark because i couldn't stop. i am sharing this because on multiple occasions, i have mentioned this to another brit and they have been horrified to realise that in the UK we use the single quotation mark for dialogue (i know!), and hope to horrify some more of you today. thank you for your time

[pirateflavor]

tv thoughts

[charl0ttan]

I’m a straight guy and I was wondering, is it gay for me to wish my girlfriend had a big cock that I could suck for an hour?

heterosexual!!

[gogtopia]

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[boozois]

visiting an old friend

[kosmogrl]

august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good

[bobdylanyaoi]

when you’re just going about your day and you remember the original lyrics to the only living boy in new york were “half of my life is gone and i don’t know where”

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

how to keep going for beginners

[bigdog200-deactivated20151225]

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

[girlwikipedia]

paul simon handing art garfunkel the grammy for record of the year on behalf of olivia newton-john stimboard

[haveihitanerve]

I actually wrote the song in a key that was too high for me to sing.

-Paul Simon, about Bridge Over Troubled Water

whenever I think I've heard everything there is to know about how devastating this song really is, one or the other of em hits me over the head with a baseball bat to remind me that, no, not enough damage has been done yet. Sir what do you fucking mean

[rosemaray]

I hate my life I’m going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] Graceland Graceland Memphis Tennessee

[i-do-it-for-your-love]

No matter what you are going through there is probably a Paul Simon song about it

[azure-alter]

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

hey umm… I do declare.. there were times when I was so lonesome I like,, took some comfort there. or whatever.

[lielalie]