Sir Humphrey Bone Giving Me Head ✨

Non-Binary with a fanfic addiction and no adequate respect for tomorrow 🧸❤️

[born-confused]

Fml 🤦🏻 I haven’t been on ao3 in almost 2 weeks cuz I’ve had no motivation for anything bar staring at the ceiling and she’s down?!!

[born-confused]

Dudes. I need it so bad. I need the fluff. The smut. The love. I need more John Dutton fics I’m going insane over this man. He’s over 40 years older than me and I don’t care. I just need him. He’s between 64-69 throughout the show and I’m 20 so there’s a huge gap but that just adds spice! I’ve read everything. Ao3, Wattpad, fanfiction.net, Tumblr. I’m at the point where I’m going to move to ChatGPT if I don’t get more.

It’s times like this I wish I was able to write, or at least read what I write lol

Apologies went on a rant there 😂😂

[born-confused]

Anyone else having issues logging into ao3? Is it cuz they changed the password requirements and mine don’t meet them? I haven’t had any issues with it since they did it tho so idk if that’s it.

I really hope it isn’t cuz my ao3 email is my old one that I’m locked out off and can’t access to change the password 😭

[born-confused]

My wife is back but won’t let me log in so I can’t continue reading the fic 😭

[melz-367]

just hit that moment when you're mid fic search, completely obsessed with the current hyperfixation, and ao3 goes down

convinced this is a brand of torture worse than swallowing Monster mixed with mustard

o' angels and superheroes who run the archive, to thee I pray-

[born-confused]

Casually takes a nap cuz I’m very sick in the middle of reading a fic.

Wakes up, ok let’s read more. Tries to log in to Ao3 10 times, checks to make sure I’m not the only one. Reloads the page again.

Ao3 is down for maintenance. I audibly scream, it’s broken and painful.

In all seriousness tho my wife 😭 she’s gone 😭

I’m gonna have to find a different person to read about now cuz I’ve already read all the John Dutton stuff on Tumblr 😭

[letsgobarbs]

kinda wanted to read some damn John Dutton fic pls but there's only ones of young john which is fine or whatever but like… don't be cowards… give me the peepaw fics. john dutton is a gilf and the fandom needs to own it I just need a fix pls and stop making Beth so whiny in fanfiction she's a boss an icon if you will but more importantly I need the older john dutton fics like rn rn

[born-confused]

Almost 2 hours and 55 minutes of building lost. I should know by now to save the game with the amount it crashes 💔😡

[banshees-martin]

when you finally get to a chapter with the most jaw dropping, mouth watering smut ever

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

[born-confused]

Anyone else waiting anxiously for the plushes to be for sale on youtooz or is it just me 😂

[sparkythefirefly]

Ao3 is down… time to bring in the secret weapon.

Wattpad

[lordfarquaadsfring]

I didn't download anything before ao3 shut down

[starlaru]

How it feels when you're trying to find a fanfiction to read of a character but 90% of it is just pure smut or NSFW content

[alunaloverworld]

[doubly-magic]

PSA

EVERYONE BE CAREFUL. ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN PHISHING SITE (first link)

(the link is purple bc i clicked on it to get the link w/o special characters to report to various phising page report places).

the page leads to what appears to be the normal archive page, w/ the popup about the privacy policy & everything, with the url https://xn--iao3-lw4b.ws/media DO NOT LOG IN. THEY ARE HERE TO STEAL YOUR LOGIN CREDENTIALS. LOOK AT URLS BEFORE ENTERING ANY PERSONAL INFO.

STAY SAFE ON THE INTERNET GUYS!!

please reblog to spread this warning!!

[love-at-first-sight-23]

Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐