[borncreed]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃 est. 1994 . king of the grind . jacob kasper is just a golden retriever boi forced to be seen as a heel on live tv. brain literally runs on zero thoughts only food , gym and repeat . never knows what is going on 100 % of the time , but is just happy to be here and flex his muscles .

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐁𝐃 .

IMPORTANT NOTICE : for my portrayal of jacob kasper aka julius creed , he will not be nor has he ever been married !

[jcyuso]

we know i’d wear it a lot better.

[borncreed]

you're probably right , i guess . i have no idea what we are talking about ... but you'd wear alot of things better .

[borncreed]

... did someone not pay for the photos you sent them or am i missing an entire plot ?

[borncreed]

it's the perfect combo . you are the perfect combo and i am the lucky man who gets to take full advantage of all those perfect combos . they'd have to go through so much more than my rippling pectorals before i'd give you up . i might not be smart , but i'd get ivy to help me come up with something . you won't hear me complaining about her stealing you away . if anything i'd give you up willingly . not because i don't want you , but simply because i am a simp for gorgeous women and i can't ever say no to them . that line is getting saved for later . i am bound to upset you at one point and i have to keep my best lines in my pocket . not all problem can be solved by showing my biceps or pinning you against the wall and seeing who caves first and says sorry ⎯ or just pulling down my pants because that always tend to distract you long enough . made a fool ? absolutely not . it had me smiling ear from ear proudly so ⎯ moaning helped very much but having everyone know that i have a woman like you to sleep next to on most night ?? makes them staring at me like i killed their dog worth it . although i wish they weren't so rude to me because i didn't do anything wrong besides worship the lovely woman that makes me happy .

[combatkor]

does anyone else get drunk as shit and end up having a motorcycle shipped and delivered to you or is that just me and my financial irresponsibility?

[borncreed]

can't say that i have done that , but i have gotten so drunk that i went gambling and lost like two thousand dollars .... and somehow my shirt ? which is worse than the money because it was my favorite shirt .

[borncreed]

it was me , i was that cutie .... and if it wasn't me i'm going to be very upset he also didn't pay for my order . i think i'd be jealous of both him and you .

[borncreed]

i'm proud if it too . not everyday i manage to bag a babe with big ti⎯ HEART . with a big heart such as yours . nothing else in the like chest area or anything . hey ! i can be protective sometimes . i might confidently know that at the end of the day you're my girl but that doesn't mean just anyone can come steal you away unless it is like your friend mariah but like can she steal me too ?? because woof . they make you swoon huh ?? well , if you like koala-fications just wait til you hear about being the only ten i see. it will knock you socks off . oh ... hehe ... i mean it wasn't technically , but now that you said something about it i guess i could let you take a trip to the land now undah my pants . that was where this was leading to right ?? me and you having the big s e x and i'm not making a complete fool of myself for thinking it's like us actually going to australia .

[7unas]

look at you trying to play investor now. next thing i know, you'll be asking for a loyalty discount and a sneak peek 'for research purposes.' bold move, elmo.

[borncreed]

actually i'd just ask to look at them out front , but asking to see them for research purposes is very smart ... gotta save that for later . if i do that will that mean i get a look at them free of charge ??? 👀

[borncreed]

it was me , i was that cutie .... and if it wasn't me i'm going to be very upset he also didn't pay for my order . i think i'd be jealous of both him and you .

[borncreed]

so if i'm a hunk of a man does that make you the babe of a hunk of a man .... ? the only reason i am not going out to give that man a piece of my mind is because he paid for my latte . nobody use pickup lines on my aussie girl but me ⎯ but like on a scale of one to like ten was it better than my famous ' are you australian ? 'cause you meet all my koala-fications! ' or ' wait until you see my thunda from down unda! ' because you gotta admit those are pretty great all things considering . you know because you're australian and those are australian based pick up lines .

[ryan-reynolds]

[borncreed]

@wrathfelt

[borncreed]

me ? put food to waste ?? psht , i'd never do that ⎯ i am not an animal . i devoured that and still went back for dessert . so sorry i cannot share this time , but next time i got you miss mami . resisting the urge to eat the saved portion will be hard , but i got this .

[bob-belcher]

F•R•I•E•N•D•S (1994-2004)

[borncreed]

scandalous is a big word for elmo too , thank you . i'm not not trying to get early access , but if you are offering i wouldn't mind getting a little sneak peak especially if this is gonna start costing everyone a pretty penny . if anything i think deserve it for giving you the idea of charging .

[borncreed]

oh you think that is my ⎯ that is not how i woo a girl . i can do so much better than that ... however that is all i had on me at the time . i'd give you the shirt off my back , but this is my favorite shirt .

[borncreed]

i got twenty dollars and a half eaten piece of beef jerky that is all yours .

[borncreed]

glad to know that even when i was completely devouring some bomb ass chili cheese fries along with a big ass steak that you were here watching over me , cheering me on . that's real love .

[borncreed]

it was me , i was that cutie .... and if it wasn't me i'm going to be very upset he also didn't pay for my order . i think i'd be jealous of both him and you .

[borncreed]

what kind of selfie are you posting ?? if it is the scandalocious kind because if so if you want send it my way that would be great . i feel like that's the kind of selfie that could bring people back from the dead and i need that .