Theodore He/them

[bornofpride]

Greetings, mortal.

I am an example of “Be careful what you wish for” but you can call me Theodore.

Lucifer had the great idea of wishing for another child. Unfortunately, that wish was granted and I came into existence. He should have known wishes shouldn’t be strewn about.

I may be a demon but homophobia, racism, and their kin is forbidden.

Anons:

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100 notes and I send it to my freak

[bornofpride]

I LOVE FIREWEOSKS I WANNA BE A FIREWORK AND 🎇

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Although I share a desire to rise in rank I am at a loss. What is a fireweosks?

[bornofpride]

Humans have caused multiple explosions this eve. It appears to be some sort of spectacle. Perhaps it is a paltry attempt at imitating magic.

[bornofpride]

Hey Theodore 🦋 I know I'm not your parent and you probably didn't even know about me before today. I just wanted to tell you that you're not insignificant❤️ I'm feeling pretty insignificant myself today, so I wanted to make you feel better (hopefully, even if it's just a little bit). Because I know how it feels💔 And nobody deserves to feel this way.

Thank you for the reassurance. It made my day more tolerable.

[avatar-of-pride]

Did you get hit on the head? I heard you were being nice to people. You should probably see a doctor.

- @bornofpride

Okay, fuck off

[7gaysinatrenchcoat]

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

[bornofpride]

I suppose this is as good a time as any to come out.

[bornofpride]

OMG HIII!!! i’d say that ur ghost guy should pay rent too like if they’re gonna be there all the time they gotta pay for it. 🤷

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I agree. Unfortunately, information about forcing a ghost to pay rent is scarce.

[bornofpride]

COME BACK THEO I MISS U🙁🙁🙁

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My apologies. I am been preoccupied with attempts to exorcise my roommate. I would have no objections to his presence if he was willing to split rent. Arnold believes he isn’t obligated to pay rent because he is dead.

[bornofpride]

I was rudely awakened by someone dumping holy water on me and chanting. Mortals are evidently trying to exorcise me. Their attempts are as ineffective as they are irritating.

[tomiokagiyuufirststan]

Oh! Sorry it was some silly members of my cult (i will sell their organs later)

[bornofpride]

You should control your subordinates better. I would accept forty percent of the profit as compensation for my inconvenience.

[avatar-of-pride]

*Places a stuffed animal on your head*

Would you be interested in purchasing Cannabis?

@bornofpride

Theodore, don't try and give me drugs, you're my child

[bornofpride]

Is this reverse nepotism?

[avatar-of-pride]

What??

[bornofpride]

Nepotism is the unfair use of power in order to get jobs or other benefits for your family or friends. In this case, you are refusing to hire me solely because of our genetic relationship; ergo, this is the opposite of nepotism.

[bornofpride]

YIKES… does holy water like sting for you or?

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I am unaffected by holy water. Unfortunately , I cannot say the same for my possessions.

[bornofpride]

I was rudely awakened by someone dumping holy water on me and chanting. Mortals are evidently trying to exorcise me. Their attempts are as ineffective as they are irritating.

[obeymekarasu]

Lucifer is immune to most poisons and elixirs, unfortunately…

[bornofpride]

Solomon’s cooking is his weak spot.

[avatar-of-pride]

*Places a stuffed animal on your head*

Would you be interested in purchasing Cannabis?

@bornofpride

Theodore, don't try and give me drugs, you're my child

[bornofpride]

Is this reverse nepotism?

[avatar-of-pride]

So if

Norman: The favourite

Satan: Menace 1

Rhian: Menace 2

what does theodore fall under

That one bitch

Or, the thought bitch, if we’re going by what Satan is in my phone, which is “Wing Baby”

[bornofpride]

I am vaguely insulted.

[bornofpride]

heh well yer gonna learn from the best 😼

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My current introduction is the following

“places a stuffed animal on your head

Would you be interested in purchasing Cannabis?”

Does that sound acceptable?