(Roark) “Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
Edrick raised a brow, “Clearly you’ve never visited Riften.”
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(Roark) “Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
Edrick raised a brow, “Clearly you’ve never visited Riften.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“That’s a bit contradictory don’t you think?,” Edrick asked curtly, narrowing his eyes at the Dunmer. He nodded towards the shelf, “Either put it back where it was, and leave, or hand over some coin.”
“Aye, yer real fuckin' smart. Stuff it.”
Quickly losing patience with this particularly obnoxious boy, Edrick let out a heavy sigh, and gave a dismissive wave, “Yes, and you’re getting on my nerves. The door’s over there, go pester someone else...try Bolund and Solaf, I’m sure they’ll find you quite charming.”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“You asked me a question, and I gave you an answer. Not my fault it wasn’t to your liking, ” Edrick replied irritably. Rather than offer to clarify, or give another explanation, he nodded towards the door, “If my explanation was unsuitable, you’re free to leave. Lod is a fine smith, perhaps he’ll be of more use to you.”
Release the chickens!
“I think the chickens are just fine where they are,” Edrick replied, barely looking up from his work, “Releasing them this late in the evening will do little more than feed the foxes and wolves.”
“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“No, it isn’t,” he inclined his head slightly, as it to concede the point. He lifted his tankard to take a drink, but paused, and gave a shrug, “I suppose I would only be ‘a little bit concerned’ too, if I was as big as you.”
Have you ever got into a brawl?
“Yes,” Edrick paused, frowning ever so slightly, “Not recently, but yes.These days I make a point to avoid disputes of that sort.”
Have you ever spoken to a Daedric Prince? (Did they speak back?)
“No. And I don’t intend to either.”
Have you ever crept into a Nord's garden and stolen all of their chickens?
“No. What use would I have for a flock of chickens?” he asked, eyes narrowing. He scoffed, and shook his head, “Who would do that anyway?”
“I am not left handed.”
Edrick frowned, and took the knife back. And after a quick examination, realized that he’d absentmindedly handed over one with a left handed grip. The blade was set aside, and another offered out to the woman, “Sorry. This one ought to fit your hand better.”
Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“Drop. Your. Sword.”
“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”
“I am not left handed.”
“As you wish.”
“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”
“Have fun storming the castle.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
“Have you ever considered piracy?”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”
“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“You killed my love.”
“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”
“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”
“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”
“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”
“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”
“Is this a kissing book?”
“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”
“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
“There will be blood tonight!”
“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”
“You can die too for all I care!”
“So I’m here till I die?”
“I can cope with torture.”
“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”
“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”
“I will never love again.”
“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”
“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”
“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”
“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”
“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”
“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”
“Stop saying that!”
Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes or NO
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✦ :Fatal flaw
Stubbornness. Edrick is very much set in his thoughts and opinions, and it would take quite a lot of work to convince him to change his thinking. For the most part, he really doesn't care if you agree with him or not, but he does think that he's right. He won't pursue a debate. If your opinion differs from his, he's likely to think you're an idiot, but he won't go through the trouble of trying to convince you that he's right.
Even if letting up and changing his mindset might somehow benefit him in some small way, he'd simply wave it off. He's grown used to certain ways of thinking, and has no intention of changing.
✲ :Something or someone they down right hate
As a general rule of thumb, Edrick dislikes people. But he would never admit to outright hating anyone. That's not to say that he's unwilling, or afraid, to let you know what he thinks of you of course. He's blunt, but not overtly cruel. But he sees little point in expressing something as harsh as hatred.
That being said, with regards to his father, he exudes a rather cold, detached demeanor, preferring to give the impression that he really doesn't care. And honestly, for the most part he doesn't. Most days his father never crosses his mind. But, on the rare occasion that someone gets to asking questions about his father, Edrick finds it difficult to contain his resentment.
Again, this is not something he would admit, but deep down, he does harbor a twinge of hatred for the man who fathered him.
heres a joke: my father
Jori, if there was a chance to meet Edirick's father's family, do you think Edrick would be curious? Does he want to know if he has any cousins or siblings?
"Now? No, I can't imagine he'd care. I think he'd have been interested when he was a boy. He used to ask Bera about his father all the time..." Jori paused, frowning slightly. He'd never thought much of the questions, it had seemed normal. He thought that he'd have done the same if his father hadn't been in his life. But what had struck him as odd was how suddenly the questions had stopped. All at once it had been as though Edrick didn't care anymore.
He sighed heavily and shook his head and continued, "Ed hasn't asked or talked about him in years. If it were me, I'd want to know. But I think finding out that his father had another family out there would piss him off a bit, not that he'd ever admit it."
( ✭ for Jori )
✭ what is one of their favorite items?
As a teen, Jori began learning carpentry from his father. He took to it quite well, and found that he was particularly fond of carving the intricate knots and other embellishments which often adorn Nordic woodwork. As such, his father, Torgeir, gifted him a set of carving tools used for doing that sort of work. They remain in their home in Falkreath, as he has no need of them while he does his duty as a soldier, but they're still his most prized possessions.