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-97/bi/♐ i love silence and money my deviantart   and my instagram only for you baby

[internet-sentences]

My friend is telling me about guy he dated who was some hyper credentialed expert in nuclear science and was constantly getting turned down for jobs and people told him hey it’s probably your very explicit sex/kink Instagram publicly available under your real name and he said yeah probably but this is how I want to live my life

[coast-modern]

heavy is the neck that wears the collar

[hungry-skeleton]

Some Pokemon fans really need a sense of humor. I'm sorry but after years of people wanting dunsparce to get an epic evolution only for it to evolve into a slightly longer version of itself and its called fucking dundunsparce is the funniest shit ever and y'all won't admit it

[sinnabonka]

24 hours difference

[dogdayafternoon1975]

MILF: TERMINATED

BONG: TERMINATED

GIRL: TERMINATED

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

[tchaikovskaya]

[roboco-san]

[ja-khajay]

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

[ja-khajay]

yeah

[theotherwesley]

this is my favorite painting full stop

[adulthoodisokay]

that “babylonian twink” is King David

[lunoki]

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

[i-am-not-at-home]

[avocadoraisin]

Spent many many hours building several cool areas to sit and chill on my island :) 

itd be so cool if my villagers actually sat in one of them ever :) instead of just sat by the river and under trees all day :)))))

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[the-rivulet]

*touches the ground*

this…. a relic…

….a relic of a more hopeful time

[dzamie]

Date of Origin: circa May 9, 2015

[1234512345232w345-deactivated20]

Elven Ambush by Nikolay Donskikh.

[jabroni-apologist]

Lol don’t fuck with humans

[1234512345232w345-deactivated20]

I think you might just have fallen for the ambush.

[welele]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[amildlyspicybowlofnoodles]

love that these are both in a different language but i can still tell exactly what the joke is

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[mytruebody-deactivated20260221]

why do photographers still exist when puppy sleeping 1955 japan & inuit girl and her puppy 1949 have already been photographed. choose a new career

[mytruebody-deactivated20260221]

like. do you really think you can snap something better than this

[chewedcorn]

A Cut Above

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i can not stop thinking about this