paul rudd fan blog

im from the country of donetsk

[marythacake]

What she says: “I don’t want to have children” What everyone thinks she means:

[borschbitch]

remember when someone was like “the term africanized bee is racist”

[vladtheunfollower]

[micahhangelo-deactivated2020112]

Uh idk who is cuter

[werethless-deactivated20190103]

Bruh.

[baker-p-i]

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

[herdearmelancholy]

Animals are great

[dea-thgrips]

I know that “ACAB” is an acronym for All Cops Are Bastards but every time I see it I still think Assigned Cop At Birth

[darlingiknow]

I don’t trust people who don’t have any fat friends.

[darlingiknow]

the thin people in the notes doing logical backflips to try and justify why they are not and have never been friendly to a fat person are WILD.

[velvety-secret]

Who on earth even thinks about the weights of their friends? 

[terrasigillata]

people who won’t talk to fat people tbh

[borschbitch]

this is peak tumblr lol

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

anyone who calls me out for saying “like” every other word is not only a misogynist but pressed that i’m like smart as fuck

[aspiretostudy]

[hodlmyvodka]

[borschbitch]

u kno dat feel when u’ve been too lazy to refill ur meds for a week and suddenly u feelin crasee.... dat me

[borschbitch]

i find “diaspora” communities so annoying.... like when u dont know the language/culture but u still trynna claim it as ur own cuz u dont wanna be a boring yt... shuddup

[borschbitch]

it’s funny how white goy gays are all about shitting on DG bcuz of their stance of gay parents, but when it comes to john galliano, “he’s made amends and can be accepted now....”

[jellobiafrasays]

azerbaijan national costume: relics of azerbaijan material culture (the academy of sciences of the azerbaijan soviet socialist republic, c1970s)

[borschbitch]

i haven’t thought about my brother in a long time. he would be finishing up high school at this point. 

[borschbitch]

ok another noah fence post: idgi when those stupid feminist online mags r like “friendships with women are the best!!!! stop competing with other women” but don’t mention anything abt how female socialization can b rly toxic and some ppl who avoid having female friends (i.e. friends in general i.e. myself) arent necessarily doing it cuz men r better n less drama!!!! but because their experiences w women have been overwhelmingly negative. like i dun mean to wax poetic abt ~individualism~ and how /my/ personal experience negates the need for women to start socializing with one another in a healthier way, but it’s rly stupid to just assume that women can undo a lifetime’s worth of toxic socialization and suddenly just become friends with everyone! and those women who dun want to be subjected to Mean Girls (tm) who are Mean (tm) doesn’t mean that they h8 women. like what im saying is that im not gonna suddenly & uncritically throw myself into a sea of female! friendship! where my basis for being friends w ppl is “r u a girl? ok let b frans” bcuz women r still capable of being highly toxic and uninviting even when they purport to embrace ~feminizm & luv 4 all women~

[theonion]

CHICAGO—Recalling how the former classmate would ruthlessly prey on insecurities, sources confirmed Monday that the girl who repeatedly called you a slut in high school was posting a passionate Facebook status about the Women’s March. “I had the most amazing time out there with my sisters, and it really proved that when women stand together, we can change the world,” wrote the woman who made your life a living hell for four years and once called you a skank in front of the entire cafeteria. “It’s now important more than ever for women to be great role models for every young girl. The progress we make today will change the lives of women for generations to come.” At press time, your former tormenter, who had scrawled the phrase “blowjob bitch” on your locker after noticing you sat next to her ex-boyfriend during a school assembly, posted an impassioned reminder for all women to stay strong in the face of adversity.

[borschbitch]

same w People Whomst Have Vaginas (tm) 

[borschbitch]

full offence but when ppl say “breeders” that makes me wanna die/barf/barfdie