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aromoji

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

queenophydea

aromoji

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

augie279-deactivated20191219

Finally Tumblr can do math

avatar-of-the-vast

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

acesian

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

queenophydea

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

yorksilk

quecksilvereyes

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

the-dracologist

This post is pushing me to the limit

endgameexecutor

laylainalaska

While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had passed across the edge of our property. (I live out in the highway in Alaska.) I took a picture of my hand next to a wolf track for comparison.

Now here’s a picture of my hand with one of our dog’s tracks:

And he’s not an especially small dog; he’s a 55-lb retriever mix.

And the dog’s tracks next to wolf tracks:

Wolves are huge.

weaselle

dude, i’m tellin you, for real Sometimes people ask if my klee kai is a wolf, like, seriously. And I’m always like oh no, ha ha he kind of looks like one, though, hunh? But inside I’m always like “uh, my dog weighs thirty pounds, wolves weigh more than me and my dog put together – if he was a wolf you wouldn’t be asking if he was a wolf, you’d be peeing your pants and demanding we leave”

like, a wolf is as tall when lying down as most dogs are standing. here, see for yourself. Labs are a very dog-sized dog, wouldn’t you say? Check this out

(this is a wolf in Alaska that found an unfenced dog park and slowly over the course of months learned how to hang out and have fun with the dogs)

weaselle

SO BIG THO - here, have some more examples

shrewreadings

I love how wolves & humans - so disparately sized - looked at each other and said, ‘Huh. That looks friend-shaped.’

fuforthought

olvaheiner

Triple Threat (2019)

shencomix

leecheedoodles

The fruits basket reboot finally caught up to where the original series left off and now I am SO READY for season 2 👏👏👏

wigglyflippingout

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

grand-duc

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

rcmclachlan

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

imagitory

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

chiaroscar

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

the-cosmic-goddess-deactivated2

This is so true

twodotsknowwhy

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

supremequeenofthenerds

Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter

jhaernyl

This, a thousand times this.

enjolras-in-valinor

GOD, that last gif is so accurate. that’s the best way to describe this feeling.

kibumkim

this is so fucking funny like if u want ur drink earlier then come earlier dumb ass

kibumkim

that would be the smart thing to do instead of insulting starbucks on twitter cause someone ordered a caramel frappe and u got all in ur feels about it

mockiato-deactivated20200315

That’s a cheaper drink, too. ‘Hey company, you should prioritize me because I spend less money at your establishment and feel superior to customers who order what your company is most known for’ Not likely to make much headway

But you’d think first maybe they’d be like ‘hey the workers are overtaxed and there should be another worker to take the strain off and make it go faster’, first, too.

aleshakills

If there’s only one barista, who’s running the express line?

madqueensarah

Also, there kind of is an ‘express’ lane? It’s available to nice regular customers.

Genuinely. I learn the baristas’ names (they’ve all got name tags, it’s not hard), smile, if there’s no queue and they’re not super busy I’ll ask about how they’re doing, compliment the coffees (”Yeeeeah Eliza makes awesome lattes!”), and the only complaint I’ve ever made was: “Hey, er, there’s no caramel syrup in this.” “Oh! I’ll make you a new one.” “Can you just put the syrup in the top?” “That’s not how we make it. It’ll taste different.” “Babe it’s coffee I don’t care.”

If the person on the bar doesn’t have a line of drinks to make, mine starts getting made the second I walk in. If there’s a queue because there’s one person at the counter who hasn’t decided what they want, I get handed my coffee before I even ask for it. They’ve purposefully gone through the cups to get me a ‘winner’. They’ve given me a month’s worth of ‘free coffee’ vouchers, meant for their 100th customer of the year but the 8 people in before me weren’t polite. There was even one specific barista who charged me for small lattes, whilst making me large caramel lattes because she was proving her point that their chain were nicer than a competing chain.

Just be nice, and you’ll have less stuff to complain about. People generally want to help, don’t give them a reason not to.

badbitchbeauchamp

Another note, Starbucks has an app that you can use to preorder your drink and come pick it up, it’ll be already done and waiting for you when you walk in the door. THAT is the express lane, and if dipshit chose to stand in a 45 minute line for his 4 dollar half coffee half ice he’s not just wrong, he’s stupid.

onwardsmynoblesteve

Ok but what the hell does this guy mean by ‘professional’ customer Is yelling at Starbucks baristas their day job or smth?

khywae

Dapper model boy

I’m trying to see how Adrien would look with different hairstyles 👀

cadenzarose

From this textpost by @gale-of-the-nomads! It is a comic now. I hope it brings you joy.

charlesoberonn

People in their 20s through 40s: I still have nightmares about school sometimes.

School System: This is normal. I see no problem here.

amimons

Get yourself a man who can pull off any costume -

Cardboard, Banana, and Clown

shencomix

breathing-and-writing

When Gabriel says “not again” and they show us the Agreste family portrait, 100% confirming that Emilie used the peacock miraculous and that’s what made her sick: