I should be writing

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[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

You know how piss became a meme then a bunch of memers turned out to be into piss

Then vore became a meme and then a bunch of memers turned out to be into vore

I’m just saying, every time one of yall jokes about cock and ball torture I’m lookin at you like this

[mokujo]

[berserchiken]

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

hey wait a minute

[thyrell]

this post is great i feel like im watching a barfight from across the room

[datcravat]

don’t pretend you’re safe over there mother fucker

[samephonewhothis]

There is no other site that gives you content like this

You have an entire tag called #men get pegged

[samephonewhothis]

Alright bara tiddies

FUCK

[whiskeywhitemage]

let he who is without fetish cast the first stone

[everentropy]

This is one of the posts that lost Verizon billions

[lythelia-art-deactivated2021071]

I’M WHEEZING

[fluffy-sweater-lover]

THE POST IS FUCKING RUINED NOOOOOO

[kerm-the-fro]

:(

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Oh my god???

[raccoon-boy]

Was this. Was this all porn? I’ve never been convinced the “removed for violating Tumblr Community Guidelines” photos are a real thing.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

THATS THE THING

NONE OF IT WAS PORN

IT WAS SCREENCAPS OF OTHER POSTS AND MEMES

[trilllizard666]

tumblr just fuckin shot a blunderbuss at this post smh

[idkthylocinesareprettydope]

Let’s hope this works?

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

My greatest shame has been preserved. Thank you

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

This post is arguably funnier with all the images removed because if you don’t know it’s just a bunch of people exposing each other over really mild kinks your imagination races to the most terrifying possibilities

[h-brook-writes]

Writing is...

Writing is a delicate thing. It’s the tweaking of sentences that aren’t quite right until you have something that sings off the page and glows with the energy of things done just so. Writing is a brutal thing. It’s the deletion of thousands of words that no longer have a place in the story you set out to tell. The details that don’t fit anymore, entire characters sent back to the waiting room for a second chance elsewhere. Writing is a tedious thing. It’s sitting up past midnight, trying to implement a plot twist that’s coming out all wrong, with your bed calling out to you, but you can’t lose this thread, not now. Writing is a miraculous thing. It’s making something out of nothing. It’s sharing your thoughts, now organised in a way that others will understand, after nurturing it first. It’s the Big Bang, with the writer at the centre, ideas and words spilling out in a never-ending expansion. And it’s you. It’s you saying, “I am here.” It’s your story. Thank you for your voice.

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[campmiasmas]

Well, there’s a lot of things you don’t know about me, Victor. I sponsor a manatee named Jessica, I’m a meme in Japan, I make my own shampoos. ANTHONY TURPEL AS FELIX WESTON IN SEASON ONE OF LOVE, VICTOR (2020- )

[starcitysirens]

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

[falconfart]

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

[eggingforfreedom]

[madamslayyy]

The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving

[shadow-mystic]

IT GOT BETTER

[kryptonians]

For the record the director confirmed John bottomed

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/05/07/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-john-constantine-king-shark/

A DC Comics superhero bottomed for a mutant shark and it’s officially been declared as canon

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War revealed that hero John Constantine dated King Shark, with a writer confirming Constantine bottomed. Yes,

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[shinosarna]

DC FINALLY understands what the fans want.

[insidious-and-hideous-deactivat]

[beebugger]

what the FUCK

[i-am-not-a-guardian-deactivated]

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

imagine

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

Truly a ferocious predator.

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

[itsa-me-amelie]

the big wolves are his younger sisters

[formerprincewille]

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

[thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout]

this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?

[javocjovian]

I’ve been looking for this everywhere!!!

[three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat]

@ocdcandy

[petitprincess1]

I adore this post

[spanishmal]

YOU SAY YOU WANT AN IBIZAN HOUND.

... but have you considered:

This. All day. Every day. There is no break from the insanity.

[anime-lover-82799]

Please tell your dogs I love them

[mimiyori]

[l2la]

fixed it

[firefox-official]

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar

also what the hell are kits then

[firefox-official]

babies. duh

[gayemo]

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

[firefox-official]

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

[dykeufo]

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

[firefox-official]

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

[voidedmuffin]

wait. what are cats then

[firefox-official]

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

[cygnusposts]

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

[firefox-official]

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

[williamshamspeare]

the fuck is a warrior cat

[firefox-official]

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

[superultramefanerd]

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

[firefox-official]

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

[echotunes]

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

[firefox-official]

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

[quinniehere]

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

[firefox-official]

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

[tiny-crecher]

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

[firefox-official]

neither should tigerstar but guess what

[firefly464]

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

[firefox-official]

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

[firefox-official]

hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is

[glowearring]

what are two legs considered?

[firefox-official]

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

[gaytoddhoward]

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

[firefox-official]

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

[foxfished]

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

[firefox-official]

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

[puddlewing]

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

[firefox-official]

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

[coast-modern]

This thread made OP deactivate

[firefox-official]

fuck you i didn’t go anywhere bro

[ringwaldhaze]

i’m just waiting until someone asks about the thunderpath

[crackerqueen-ineedsleep]

My favorite post of January, 2020

[ha-dvash]

this is the most innocent yak i have ever seen. this lifted my spirits a little.

[eebabs]

One time my brother tried to yank away my “towel hat”, and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain.

“I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried.

Boys.

[berrykoolaid-blog]

WAIT YOURE HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART?!

[ramen-rain]

Oh dear

[asexualmew]

I’ve seen this post several times and never actually seen anyone actually explain how to do the hair twist that long haired people can do, so I drew a tutorial. berrykoolaid

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

reblogging for demonstration because you learn something new every day

[annilifelover]

My brother seemed like he discovered a new universe when I showed him this

[killyouranxiety]

hobbies masterpost!

a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.

learn to play guitar

learn how to make interactive stories with the free program Twine

learn how to make pixel art

learn another language

learn how to build a ship in a bottle

learn how to develop your own film

learn how to embroider

learn how to make chiptunes (8-bit music)

learn how to make origami (the art of paper folding)

learn how to make tumblr themes

learn how to make jewelry 

learn how to make candy

learn how to make terrariums

learn how to make your own perfume

learn how to make your own tea

learn how to build birdhouses

learn how to read tarot cards

learn how to make zines

learn how to code

learn how to whittle (wood carving)

learn how to make candles

learn how to make clay figurines

learn how to knit scarves

learn how to become an amateur astronomer

learn some yoyo tricks

learn how to start a collection

learn how to start body building

learn how to edit wikipedia articles

learn how to decorate iphone cases

learn how to do freelance writing

learn how to make your own cards and

learn how to make your own envelopes

learn how to play the ukulele 

learn how to make gifs

learn how to play chess

learn how to juggle

learn how to guerrilla garden

learn how to chart your family history

learn how to keep chickens

learn how to do yoga

learn how to do magic

learn how to raise and breed butterflies

learn how to play dungeons & dragons

learn how to skateboard

learn how to do parkour

learn how to surf

learn how to arrange flowers

learn how to make stuffed animals

[mx-chunks]

IM GOING TO LEARN THEM ALL

[bziadraws]

CHALLENGE considered :’)

[my-lover]

made a new quiz !! which minor greek deity are you? the link will be in the reblogs.

[my-lover]

here u go !! <3

[anime-lover-82799]

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[kalichnikov]

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

“reblogs aren’t important you’re just whiny”

yeah because when you see this

tell me you don’t get annoyed.

tumblr’s algorithm only cares about posts that are reblogged, it doesn’t count likes. posts don’t get promoted or circulated when they only have likes (the way instagram functions), only reblogs matter for increasing reach on tumblr as a platform.

support content creators.

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

like y'all are fuckin killing tumblr (& content creation) but okay

you think that’s not a lot of notes? that’s cute.

but yeah, tumblr’s system definitely doesn’t advantage non-popular artists, but there’s a big problem from within the community too. i have over 400 followers and i consider myself lucky when more than 2 people reblog my art, so imagine how much worse it is for people with even less followers.

reblog content creators, guys. liking posts doesn’t do anything.

[fallnangelcreations]

THIS!

[vex-vexey]

Reblog art and writing.